The Official " Pick-Up Lines " Thread

[15Michaeljoseph]

What's better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on an organ.

Too much? Tried it in my Wife.... no dice.

'No dice', eh? ;)

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[Exodus_2pt0]

I get yelled at for doing this all the time. It's become my mating call when I need to get some ass from the Mrs.

[Exodus_2pt0]

What's better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on an organ.

Too much? Tried it in my Wife.... no dice.

[El Guapo]

I'm dying, if I weren't married I go out and try some of these.

[Mlarsen]

Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?

Enough to break the ice, (insert name) nice to meet you.

[BECKSTER]

Hey girl, are you a s54? Cause you look high maintence.

[mitchlikesbikes]

"does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

works 60% of the time, every time.

[BECKSTER]

From 1 through America, how free are you right now baby.

[J.Rizo]

being straight up but still kinda funny is the best.

"whats your availability in terms of being hit on right now?"

shout out to Lil Dicky lol

[Todd Black 88]

[15Michaeljoseph]

"I love your eyes... They're the same color as my Bently."

"Ever wonder what it's like not to fake it?"

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[stonea]

Are you in a corn field? Because I'm stalking you.

Ah, this takes me back to my awkward high school days.

[ST1G]

Are you in a corn field? Because I'm stalking you.

[e30tru]

This thread is amazing. I got a lame one to contribute.

"Hey do you have an inhaler? Cuz you got ass ma!"


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[Das Delfin]

I feel like of all threads, this one should have been here from the start. Here's one -

"That necklace is very becoming on you.

Course, if I were on you, I'd be coming too"