The Official " Pick-Up Lines " Thread

[Massimo]

Can I install my D drive in your Box.

[slammin.e28]

Get me some of them Tinderellas

....and now we wait for the matches.....

:twisted::twisted:

[doorman]

I say a photo of the girl you made bang to must be posted in conjunction with the pickup line.

These work for me every time.

"Your hot assets are making me want to form a partnership."

"I can be your asset, you be my owner’s equity, & together we’ll fight off these expenses."

"Want to swap liquid assets?"

Are these pick up lines financial advisors/accountants use at bars?

[ST1G]

Time to head to Tinder and let loose with some-a-deeze......

Get me some of them Tinderellas

[slammin.e28]

I say a photo of the girl you made bang to must be posted in conjunction with the pickup line.

These work for me every time.

"Your hot assets are making me want to form a partnership."

"I can be your asset, you be my owner’s equity, & together we’ll fight off these expenses."

"Want to swap liquid assets?"

Time to head to Tinder and let loose with some-a-deeze......

[BECKSTER]

"Your hot assets are making me want to form a partnership."

I think this tops the list, you are a pro.

[ST1G]

I say a photo of the girl you made bang to must be posted in conjunction with the pickup line.

These work for me every time.

"Your hot assets are making me want to form a partnership."

"I can be your asset, you be my owner’s equity, & together we’ll fight off these expenses."

"Want to swap liquid assets?"

[BECKSTER]

OMG this thread.....thank you.

I'm glad I could make you happy.

[stonea]

Butt stuff?

[Dozyproductions]

Chuck Norris doesn't use pick up lines, he just says, "now".

[acolella76]

"Is your dad in jail? Because if I was your dad, I would be in jail"

And my personal favorite:

"How many marshmallows can you fit in your mouth? "

[TimeMachinE30]

They come to me...

[CENTURION]

I point and say "oh my gosh what's that!?" she freaks out and says "what what?"
I say
"my finger"
hue hue hue

worked every time.

Nah! just kidding

[slammin.e28]

OMG this thread.....thank you.

[MF DOOM]

A few years back this broad got my number and starts texting me. Once I found out who it was (I wasnt interested at all) I sent this:

"Ay girl, let me dig in them guts"

Now the only acceptable response to this is an ass chewing or perhaps no response at all. But no.. This bitch says, "okay :)"

I did not reply.