Man Bites Panda ...

[92 mtechnic cabrio]

jesus

what kind of names are Pang Pang and Gu Gu

[Fidhle007]

"...So they anesthetize a panda, which is kind of redundant..."

[Jonathan M3]

The panda, who was asleep, was startled and bit Zhang, 35, on the right leg, it said. Zhang got angry and kicked the panda, who then bit his other leg. A tussle ensued...

Hah, You can't make shit like this up!

[Avus E30]

Ya gotta watch out they will even come out of their pens and get you asians on the zoo paths

[ZinRot325i]

Pfffft! I don't want a cheap ass gussied-up chow for security.

Death Pandas FTW!

[uofom3]

I like the way you think.

But a Chow with dyed hair could be cheaper...


R3vstyle.

HAHAHA that is fucking great! This thread made my day.

[Avus E30]

Now I really want to have a pack of attack pandas patrolling my yard.
See, wolves would keep people away...pandas will draw them in, THEN attack.

So I've got entertainment and security all at once.

hahaha priceless

[BimmerToad]

I wonder if anyone has been mauled to death by a vicious panda. Be hard to take death by panda mauling seriously.

[DEV0 E30]

Now I really want to have a pack of attack pandas patrolling my yard.
See, wolves would keep people away...pandas will draw them in, THEN attack.

So I've got entertainment and security all at once.

I like the way you think.

But a Chow with dyed hair could be cheaper...


R3vstyle.

[ZinRot325i]

Now I really want to have a pack of attack pandas patrolling my yard.
See, wolves would keep people away...pandas will draw them in, THEN attack.

So I've got entertainment and security all at once.

[fretburnr]

lol thats funny stuff

[Avus E30]

"I will not fuck her, that ugly panda bitch. If you panda, then you know that that ugliest panda bitch there is. I would not fuck her with a Koala's dick. That's right, I would rather lick my own balls than fuck that panda bitch..."

hahahahha I knew i remembered that from somewhere. Robin williams stand-up is hilarious, always.

[Fidhle007]

hahahah take that you panda bitch

"I will not fuck her, that ugly panda bitch. If you panda, then you know that that ugliest panda bitch there is. I would not fuck her with a Koala's dick. That's right, I would rather lick my own balls than fuck that panda bitch..."

[ZinRot325i]

Ahhh-hahahahahaha!
Sounds like he deserved to get bitten.

Damn panda should have ripped his throat out, would have been a better story.

[Fidhle007]

That's awesome! There's some others in the "Animal Peculiarity" section that are worth reading as well...