Spider in dash. /rant. Cause you all care.

[mtechnik]

Oh my to all of the above.

[ivo316]

Use your AK47

[Jonathan M3]

Here's my spider story-

Man, that gave me one of those full body shivers. I'm glad I never ran into that when I was helping my family with their flooded out homes after Katrina. I probably would've run outside and tried to burn the fucking house down.

[JasonC]

If there was a puking smiley face I would use it.

Looking for this one?

[apexede30]

If there was a puking smiley face I would use it. I went under a bridge on a boat one 4th of july to watch fireworks, and we passed under an old steel bridge. It's probably one of the places where my fear of spiders came from. I actually hid under a fucking tarp, and my dad was an ass enough to make little scratchy noises on top of the tarp. Lets just say oh my god....I swear that if a pidgeon flew under the brdige they would fucking eat it. Alive. Ugh.

[benDASHDASH]

Here's my spider story-

I am not afraid of spiders unless they are over a certain size and have hairy legs. Right after Katrina hit and the flood water was pumped out, I went down to N.O. with my cousin so that we could meet with the insurance adjuster and survey the damage on a piece of investment property that my family owns.

We got into town close to the evening hours so we had flashlights to see whatever the remaining daylight couldn't show us. We went inside of the house and of course it was completely destroyed from the water going past the second floor. I was standing in the foyer while my cousin went back outside to get his his notebook. I heard a noise coming from the ceiling and I looked up but didn't think anything of it. I looked up again and noticed a weird looking pattern on the ceiling. I figured it might have been mold or damage from the flood so I pulled out my flashlight to see exactly what it was.

I saw a ceiling and wall full of hairy spiders as big as my fist! think that in a matter of 8 seconds, I dropped my flashlight, screamed like a little bitch and then ran outside and stripped all the way down to my underwear yelling, "AAAHHH!! GET 'EM OFF ME!" Once I was able to regain my composure I decided that I was NOT going back in there. So as I drove away all of the power in the neighborhood was still out except for our house. And the only light that was on was the one from my flashlight.

wow! the worst i found after the flood were a few cockroaches in the insulation. and i thought THEY were gross!

[Sean]

Here's my spider story-

I am not afraid of spiders unless they are over a certain size and have hairy legs. Right after Katrina hit and the flood water was pumped out, I went down to N.O. with my cousin so that we could meet with the insurance adjuster and survey the damage on a piece of investment property that my family owns.

We got into town close to the evening hours so we had flashlights to see whatever the remaining daylight couldn't show us. We went inside of the house and of course it was completely destroyed from the water going past the second floor. I was standing in the foyer while my cousin went back outside to get his his notebook. I heard a noise coming from the ceiling and I looked up but didn't think anything of it. I looked up again and noticed a weird looking pattern on the ceiling. I figured it might have been mold or damage from the flood so I pulled out my flashlight to see exactly what it was.

I saw a ceiling and wall full of hairy spiders as big as my fist! think that in a matter of 8 seconds, I dropped my flashlight, screamed like a little bitch and then ran outside and stripped all the way down to my underwear yelling, "AAAHHH!! GET 'EM OFF ME!" Once I was able to regain my composure I decided that I was NOT going back in there. So as I drove away all of the power in the neighborhood was still out except for our house. And the only light that was on was the one from my flashlight.

Were there seriously THAT many spiders, THAT big in there? They were on you too?

I'm not kidding, but I would run like hell and scream like mad in that situation. LOL

[Jscotty]

Here's my spider story-

I am not afraid of spiders unless they are over a certain size and have hairy legs. Right after Katrina hit and the flood water was pumped out, I went down to N.O. with my cousin so that we could meet with the insurance adjuster and survey the damage on a piece of investment property that my family owns.

We got into town close to the evening hours so we had flashlights to see whatever the remaining daylight couldn't show us. We went inside of the house and of course it was completely destroyed from the water going past the second floor. I was standing in the foyer while my cousin went back outside to get his his notebook. I heard a noise coming from the ceiling and I looked up but didn't think anything of it. I looked up again and noticed a weird looking pattern on the ceiling. I figured it might have been mold or damage from the flood so I pulled out my flashlight to see exactly what it was.

I saw a ceiling and wall full of hairy spiders as big as my fist! think that in a matter of 8 seconds, I dropped my flashlight, screamed like a little bitch and then ran outside and stripped all the way down to my underwear yelling, "AAAHHH!! GET 'EM OFF ME!" Once I was able to regain my composure I decided that I was NOT going back in there. So as I drove away all of the power in the neighborhood was still out except for our house. And the only light that was on was the one from my flashlight.

[JasonC]

I remember when i was in high school, i let my friends ride with me. One morning a spider made a web on the pass side, i left it there. They wasn't to happy when they hopped in and got a face full of web.

[JGood]

meh bugs freak me the fuck out all of em not just spiders And I work construction they are everywhere after reading this topic im going to have nightmares about that fucking hornet Ugh Wonder what would happen if all bugs just ceased to exist THat would be awesome unless the world ended or something but then at least i wouldnt have to worry about bugs anymore :finger:

oh

[AjRose]

meh bugs freak me the fuck out all of em not just spiders And I work construction they are everywhere after reading this topic im going to have nightmares about that fucking hornet Ugh Wonder what would happen if all bugs just ceased to exist THat would be awesome unless the world ended or something but then at least i wouldnt have to worry about bugs anymore :finger:

[apexede30]

I know I should just let this thread die, but that motherfucker is still alive. Here is his recent gift to my car. Bad pic, but you can tell hes aiming to piss me off.

[Raxe]

Fuck yeah! Did he dissolve? I would have LOVED to have seen that shit.

Anyone ever see Alien Ressurection, that part when Jonner was climbing up that ladder and there's a big giant spider in a web right in his face, and he whips out his gun and fucking SHOOTS IT? Best part of the movie.

I had to wash it down, that stuff will stain the floor if you leave it sit for too long, but it probably would have totally dissolved him quickly. I'll try to catch a few, they're everywhere in the shop at this time of the year, see how long they can survive in a container of Acid. :p

[apexede30]

For fucks sake, ya didn't have to post the two feet away from a spider comment. And why is the spider still alive?

( On topic though, I think mine is gone. He knew he was outmatched.)

[xLibelle]

i got one of those near my front door right now... a bit bigger than that tho.

in the swamp at my parents, we have these wolf spiders ive seen that the leg span of around 5 inches. they blend right in with the cypress tree bark so you put your hand on the tree and the bark fucking moves, creepy.