Please Call These Phone Numbers...

[atomic]

go find their cars one night and put opened cans of sardines where ever you can in the engine bay by reaching in from underneath just wear gloves to keep the smell off of you while doing it

[kroberts]

Linus beat me to it. Nothing says "I secretly keep a can of pepper spray in my console just in case..." quite like middle class suburban white-boys throwing gangsigns. The "peeking out from under the bandanna" up-turned forehead adds an especially menacing look. And finally, the loosened collars and neckties lets you know that they mean business.

Fucktards one and all.

[equate975]

Yes, these are cell numbers :).

Do you know the provider? I need to be able to email their phone to bomb it.

[Ben Carufel]

it's more manly than this stunt. they are sissy and are pissy-panted about your roomie spending time with a girl instead of getting shitty and hitting on skanks at the bars - talk it out with them and tell them to get a life for serious and to grow up. they are immature and can't man up to talk out their problems - and doing the same as them won't solve anything.

but if that doesn't work, confronting them physically would get more respect from them and paid more attention than this ball-less plot. grow a goddamn sack, it's becoming more apparent kellie wears the pants

LOLOLOL! You're a fucking retard :).

[rwh11385]

Oh yes Lance, you're totally right -- beating the shit out of someone is completely mature.

it's more manly than this stunt. they are sissy and are pissy-panted about your roomie spending time with a girl instead of getting shitty and hitting on skanks at the bars - talk it out with them and tell them to get a life for serious and to grow up. they are immature and can't man up to talk out their problems - and doing the same as them won't solve anything.

but if that doesn't work, confronting them physically would get more respect from them and paid more attention than this ball-less plot. grow a goddamn sack, it's becoming more apparent kellie wears the pants

[rwh11385]

Go to Trojan's site and have free goodies sent to their house. Depending on their parents they may not appreciate that too much either.

sounds more like a favor than something mean to do.

[atomic]

somewhere theres a program that will bomb their cell phones with texts. who knows about it?? i know some tech nerd has made something along these lines

There is software that can be downloaded for a fee that does this from what I found yesterday on the web looking for things to get at them with

[Ben Carufel]

so the mature solution is post their numbers on a forum?

a) talk it out with them
b) if a fails, beat the shit out of them
c) repeat

Oh yes Lance, you're totally right -- beating the shit out of someone is completely mature.

[rwh11385]

I'm 22. My roommate is 21. All of these guys are 21-22.

Seriously, they're really immature. My roommate has been dating a chick for a few weeks and spending more time with her than with them -- apparently that's what set them off.

Very mature, huh?

so the mature solution is post their numbers on a forum?

a) talk it out with them
b) if a fails, beat the shit out of them
c) repeat

[blunttech]

somewhere theres a program that will bomb their cell phones with texts. who knows about it?? i know some tech nerd has made something along these lines

[Ben Carufel]

Are these cell numbers? Because I could just give them a text every few minutes for like a week.... lol

Yes, these are cell numbers :).

[equate975]

Are these cell numbers? Because I could just give them a text every few minutes for like a week.... lol

[Ryan Stewart]

Fucking just mail in a bomb threat with clues leading back to the brown guy. Youd never see him again.

Beat the everloving shit out of the white guy doing the kissy face. Beat him so bad that his mom wont recognize him. Sure this sounds horrible but you are actually doing him a favor.

[Ben Carufel]

LOL. That's just wrong about the chat room thing.

Everyone's already graduated college except for Wes, and he goes to a community college with 35,000 students, so that's out.

[Jscotty]

How easy is it to post their pics around campus? I'd love to PS their heads on some gay-porn pics. Maybe you can even print out the pics, put them in a plain notebook and conveniently leave it somewhere.

One thing that I used to do in situations like this go into chat rooms and create a female screen name. And then when guys started hitting on me through the IM's, I would tease them for a little while and then invite them to call me. But instead of telling them that my name was Andrew, I would say that my name was "Andi" and when you have 30 to 40 guys in a chat room IMing you and wanting to cyber, that gives you plenty of people who call the cell numbers.