Most Embarassing Story

[CleanAzzE30z]

All in all, they were pretty cool about it and handled it well. I know people who have killed for less. But goddamn, Id move to another country after that.


Mariano

[mtechnik]

and the whole "Hi Bob, my ass is bleeding. Would you mind stick your fingers up my cornhole and tell me what's wrong?" thing was too much for him.

..the result, he ripped his ass open more.

That got me there. . I need to see this complete story you speak off. :wipes tears of laughter:

[Funkmasta]

fabricated.
No virgin puts a finger in the stink-eye on day one.

[euroshark]

Oh. Lord. That's easily the best thing I have read in recent memory.

[Bill-B]

hahaha i want to read that honda-tech one

[george graves]

RATS!!!! I can't find the honda-tech story. I know it made it's way here.

It was a guy posting up on honda's largest forum, asking for advice. He posted it with such urgency in his voice, it just made you LOL all day long. God the kid was scared.

See, for what ever reason, this kid couldn't take a dump for about 5 days. Then, when he finally relieved him self, he saw blood when he wiped - a good amount of it. He didn't want to go to his family doctor because the doctor was a close family friend - and the whole "Hi Bob, my ass is bleeding. Would you mind stick your fingers up my cornhole and tell me what's wrong?" thing was too much for him.

So he did the only thing he could think of. Not take a dump again for 5 more days to let it heal. Well 5 days pass and he couldn't stand it anymore. He had to go, and you can guess the result, he ripped his ass open more.

Then he posted all of it on honda-tech and everyone laughed their asses (no pun intended) off.

Oh sweet mary mother of god, it was good times.

[Massive Lee]

No. The story happened a long time ago, actually 25 years ago, but not to be forgotten.

[blunttech]

Friend of mine gets fairly drunk in a bar. I mean, he's wasted. He picks up a girl and bring her home. They start making out. He does the classical missionary position and begins humming. Hmmm... Hmmmmmmm.. Hmmmmmm.... Its apparent he's about to reach climax. And then sudenly pukes all he had in his stomach on the girl's face. Talk about a mega facial. Disgusting. Arghhh....

was his name joe318???

[Massive Lee]

Friend of mine gets fairly drunk in a bar. I mean, he's wasted. He picks up a girl and bring her home. They start making out. He does the classical missionary position and begins humming. Hmmm... Hmmmmmmm.. Hmmmmmm.... Its apparent he's about to reach climax. And then sudenly pukes all he had in his stomach on the girl's face. Talk about a mega facial. Disgusting. Arghhh....

[george graves]

I"ll look later

[Coco Savage]

Not as good as the honda tech guy.

LINK?



anywho good read

[TDE30]

Wow, and that's the time I turned a normal girl into one of those "2 Girls 1 Cup" girls.

[CorvallisBMW]

Not as good as the honda tech guy.

I must have missed, that, got a link?

ANnway, true or not, I laughed by balls off in front of my desk at work. My eyes are still watering.

[george graves]

Not as good as the honda tech guy.

[Sean]

I should have just gone nuts in highschool and had sex with a 16yo. I know I'll regret it. Grrr... lol

That story...however...is so awesome. HAHAHAAAA