The "Makes religious people look like nutjobs" Thread

[Aptyp]

gull-bladder? read album cover

[mikegar]

I fucking love GB, and now I love you too.

GB? whats that? the internet is filed with shorthand, much of it overlaps and i dont know most of it. the best i can translate what you said was "I fucking love group buy, and now i love you too." sorry for my ignorance.

[Collin]

did jesus fuck you?

I fucking love GB, and now I love you too.

[Erik j]

http://msgboard.snopes.com/photos/signs/graphics/dogs.jpg

[Old'n'Slow]

^^^I've been saying Palin was a religious whack-job from the start.

So....according to the Creation Museum (Nauseum!) there were no poisonous plants, no sickness, no stinging insects, and no carnivorous animals in the Garden of Eden......

.....but after the Fall of Man, when Paradise was lost, people could now get sick, animals ate other animals, poisonous plants appeared (apparently instantly, since these people won't accept evolution!) and since there were now hoards of carnivorous animals, some that could run 60MPH, roaming Eden, like lions, tigers, leopards, velociraptors, etc, that were now very hungry.......

......does anyone believe Adam and Eve would have survived past nightfall? ;)

Odd how the Creation Museum does not address that....

Seems the more fundamental American Protestant religions seem to be waging a War on Intelligence. And Sarah P. is their champion. God Save Us.

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[Jimmy Lewis]

Some of my favorites:

[mikegar]

did jesus fuck you?


lyrics:
your bible is nothing more than fiction
priests are practicing crucifixion
there's something i will say to you
those fucking stories are still not true
they brainwash you and take your money
with stories of the christ almighty
you use the bible to "cleanse yourself"
you can go and fuck yourself
religion is a scam, your money's in their hands
their lies are nothing new, don't let them brainwash you
preaching priests are full of shit
some are alcoholics, some molest kids
take cash donations in the name of god
what a fucking brilliant fraud
a pregnant nun clenches her fist
says 10 hail mary's as she cuts her wrist
she takes two lives to fix one sin
because she was brainwashed by religion

[assoutE12]

Everyone knows a lower case t means time to leave.

I don't think anyone who thinks that the earth is 4000 years old needs any help looking like a nutjob.

[Nic01101011]

a classic

[mikegar]

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