one of our newest members JB325is

[Optimator]

Well it's not my fault you busted in on this circle jerk and started flinging insults like a psychologically disturbed monkey at the zoo flings poop. If you interrupt a game of cracker, your liable to get nutted on.

[Optimator]

That sounds good. But I think my E30 doesn't have nearly as good transient response as yours. It's really heavy and ponderous.

Tell me, did you notice any difference when you removed the clutch return spring to save some weight? I think I also have around 15 grams of sand and gravel stuck in my floormats. A cig lighter delete should make the center of gravity a little bit lower as well. These little speed secrets are killer. Next stop: Beating other cone dodgers in a Lowes' parking lot.

[Optimator]

No, Mr. blunt usually is the one giving me head. On my way to MSP this winter, I would be full on willing to make a pit stop in SW MI to treat your tender larynx with a proper face fucking, though. I'd suggest stocking up on some Cepacol lozenges in anticipation of my visit.

[Optimator]

i bet you went "off white" on the walls you fucking rebel

No, I believe he went with an accent wall and some poplar crown moulding he bought at Home Depot. I believe the shade was Swampy Shiquid on the wall, Lumpy Semen for the crown moulding. Sort of like in the mud room at the Northern Command center, but with less flair.

[Farbin Kaiber]

lots of amazing in here. The thing is I can't claim any responsibility.

[jbag]

Ralleye Superstar me ASSSS!!!1


You need a real Ralleye car!! What a POS youhave there!!





I'd like to see "Joey Speedracer handle this?? aaahahhahah!!1

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[gazellebeigem3]

hola senior bag!

[jbag]

in his awesome e34 autox machine. doesnt he look like a professional racer??

hahahahah...look...it's "Joey Speedracer"!!!
12 y/o and a DOUCHE!!!

[dinanm3atl]

i bet you went "off white" on the walls you fucking rebel

i get along with everyone dude. im much like e30rcr and spastic,jordan,fanzotti and corvallis
im a really great guy in person. who knows what can happen , you might find yourself helping install vinyl race stickers on one of my cars someday

I suck at putting stickers on... I didn't put them on. The shop had a guy do it :)

[dinanm3atl]

Oh, my bad. I guess you have that trip planned out very well though, you know from constantly riding Spastic's schlong all the time, you probably know a great shortcut from your place to his. What do I mean by riding Spastic's schlong? Refer to the last couple posts from this thread.

Have never been to Mike's house. Again, good work Sherlock.

Mike is a good friend of mine and I like his car. Your car is nice too, doesn't mean a ride your cock.

rGrissM3 came from North Carolina as well. We must all be gay!

[Collin]

This thread has discouraged and confused me

[TDE30]

Mike is from Tenn... nice work Sherlock!

Damn me for getting free stuff! I am such a poser!

Oh, my bad. I guess you have that trip planned out very well though, you know from constantly riding Spastic's schlong all the time, you probably know a great shortcut from your place to his. What do I mean by riding Spastic's schlong? Refer to the last couple posts from this thread.

[blunttech]

Holy fuck, is that that roadfly kid?

-Charlie

charlies a fucking OG

[blunttech]

Odd, I custom built the inside of the home... There is not one other home in the neighborhood like it.


I don't think you understand. I enjoy a good e-debate. I have been put in time out multiple time on bimmerforums from threads like this in the e36 M3 subforum. I am not riled up. I am enjoying myself laughing just as much as you are ;) I think you and I may actually get along quite well in person. Very similar personality I think.

i bet you went "off white" on the walls you fucking rebel

i get along with everyone dude. im much like e30rcr and spastic,jordan,fanzotti and corvallis
im a really great guy in person. who knows what can happen , you might find yourself helping install vinyl race stickers on one of my cars someday

[Charlie]

in his awesome e34 autox machine. doesnt he look like a professional racer??

Holy fuck, is that that roadfly kid?

-Charlie