Help me prank my retarded friends

[bilson]

Icy Hot on deodorant, salt on toothbrush.

[blunttech]

If i wan't sp drink i'd beat pu're old ass with a fuckng sick

Now forn row your haor!!!4

fuk! fuvk typijng!
EditL ps...canada ftmfw!

i bet your parents are proud

[SamE30e]

if i were canadian i would drive to your house and issue a severe beatdown for making canadians look like morons

If i wan't sp drink i'd beat pu're old ass with a fuckng sick

Now forn row your haor!!!4

fuk! fuvk typijng!
EditL ps...canada ftmfw!

[Jand3rson]

I had a friend one time who owns his house, and his roommate was moving out, but he found out about it about a month before the guy told him. I think he was planning to just bail on him at the last minute. So he spent about a month collecting packing peanuts from every place he could find and storing them in giant garbage bags at his parent's house.

The day before the guy was going to pack up all of his stuff and move out, my friend and I went and got all the peanuts from his parent's house, and filled the room with them while he was at work. We did it through the window, using a rake to push them into the room until they got up to the bottom of the window, which was about 4' off the ground.

We hung out until we saw him come home from work, carrying a bunch of boxes in with him, so we ran and hid in the kitchen. As soon as he opened his door (which opens out), they all came flooding out, and when he saw that his room was flooded 4' deep in packing peanuts, all we heard was him yell "WHAT THE FUCK???", and we fell out from behind the counter laughing our asses off. It took 2 days for him to get them all out, and my friend used it as an excuse not to give him his $500 deposit back.

[Turf1600]

poke holes in their condoms














































That way you can get aids, too.

[Money$hit]

i think were gonna do tons of cups of water in the hallway, filled to the brim.

[Mtriple]

what the fuck do you mean if? youre like a stonethrows away, which is good enough for me.

I know Ohio is nice and all, but seriously, have you ever looked at a map? You're a LOT closer to Toronto than we are. You know what to do.

[mtyost]

Upper Decker?

[gazellebeigem3]

if i were canadian i would drive to your house and issue a severe beatdown for making canadians look like morons

what the fuck do you mean if? youre like a stonethrows away, which is good enough for me.

[napabavarian]

Sounds like you and your friends are on about the same level

[atomic]

What Fraternity is it?

[blunttech]

bitch i'm amazin' look what i'm blazin' eyes so low yea i look like an asian!

if i were canadian i would drive to your house and issue a severe beatdown for making canadians look like morons

[SamE30e]

One time I had 7 long islands... And then I talked like a asain.

Bitch i'm amazin' look what i'm blazin' eyes so low yea I look like an asian!

[napabavarian]

this site has some cool ideas http://www.bringvictory.com/ just depends on how much money you want to spend.

Ctrl+Alt+Delete

[Tree18is]

One time I had 7 long islands... And then I talked like a asain.