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  • Atreus
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    latte?
    ladder?

    wtf?

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  • Lars_from_Mars
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    Originally posted by blunt
    if we figured it out in as little as 90 posts she has a good idea already
    WOOT WOOT so are you telling me she digs me just the way I am.

    I gota go getting my car towed to the shop today will update latters.

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  • blunttech
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    Originally posted by Lars_from_Mars
    She is actually pretty hot and I am hoping she wont notice I am a looser untill its too late.
    if we figured it out in as little as 90 posts she has a good idea already

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  • Lars_from_Mars
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    Originally posted by blunt
    this chick has to look like mindy from the facts of life to hook up with a loser such as yourself
    She is actually pretty hot and I am hoping she wont notice I am a looser untill its too late.

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  • blunttech
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    Originally posted by Lars_from_Mars
    The date lasted the whole weekend she drove me to work with her this morning. This being a bum thing just might work out for me. I am a little hungover and my winky is mangled and I lost my shorts but now the coffee is free!

    I love Stabucks now.
    this chick has to look like mindy from the facts of life to hook up with a loser such as yourself

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  • Lars_from_Mars
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    Originally posted by blunt
    thats great but i dont want any full on frontals of him. keep it safe for work. and bring lube for your comfort
    The date lasted the whole weekend she drove me to work with her this morning. This being a bum thing just might work out for me. I am a little hungover and my winky is mangled and I lost my shorts but now the coffee is free!

    I love Stabucks now.

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  • blunttech
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    Originally posted by Lars_from_Mars
    WOOT WOOT gonna get some tonight will update maybe I will get some pics too and put it up im members rides get it ride WOOT WOOT.
    thats great but i dont want any full on frontals of him. keep it safe for work. and bring lube for your comfort

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  • Lars_from_Mars
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    WOOT WOOT gonna get some tonight will update maybe I will get some pics too and put it up im members rides get it ride WOOT WOOT.

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  • Lars_from_Mars
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    Originally posted by blunt
    take pics of her. not on the date but rather at work. peer thru the glass outside and let her see you taking the pics. when she does act cool and walk away but come back and do it some more. chicks dig the fact youre interested
    How about I do a thrusting dance around her and wag my toung like a prince vid on 80s MTV.

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  • blunttech
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    Originally posted by Lars_from_Mars
    It worked! I got a date with her and free coffee today quick who has some roofies!
    take pics of her. not on the date but rather at work. peer thru the glass outside and let her see you taking the pics. when she does act cool and walk away but come back and do it some more. chicks dig the fact youre interested

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  • Lars_from_Mars
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    It worked! I got a date with her and free coffee today quick who has some roofies!

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  • tabasco
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    Have you tried drinking Tequila? It may help balance you out.

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  • E30 Cabrio
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    Instead of paying $5.00 for a Grande, or whatever they call it, go online and buy caffeine tablets.

    100 of them are around the same cost as a Grande, or whatever they call it.

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  • Mot
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    craiglist private encounters. Veterans discount and all.

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  • Lars_from_Mars
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    Originally posted by Atreus
    so a go fuck yourself would suffice here? lol.
    I tried that but it wont reach, I was thinking I would come home to all this nookie and I was really excited and guess what nada nothing no nookie, must be the haircut.

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