Most Awkward Mom situations

[blunttech]

what did i miss here?

[ten2doyle102]

This just happend like a week ago

I just got out of the military and I am staying at my moms house on the beach. I was sitting on the couch watching tv with my mom and I guess I dozed off because I was dreaming I was having sick secks with a hot babe and suddenly I rememberd where I was. So I woke up just in time to see I had a death grip on my baby batter squirting pud and my mom trying to cover me up with with a throw pillow.

top that.

Jesus!

Only been caught once. My step mom walked in on us....she got the whole show from that.....

[Dozyproductions]

I cant top that^^^

but,

Was at my girlfriends condo on the second floor, on the floor having sex. Her mom just got home and must of felt us shaking the whole place because she walked in to yell at us about an earthquake happening. I literally didn't feel safe walking fast on the second floor of this place.

[Lars_from_Mars]

This just happend like a week ago

I just got out of the military and I am staying at my moms house on the beach. I was sitting on the couch watching tv with my mom and I guess I dozed off because I was dreaming I was having sick secks with a hot babe and suddenly I rememberd where I was. So I woke up just in time to see I had a death grip on my baby batter squirting pud and my mom trying to cover me up with with a throw pillow.

top that.

[BrewCity11]

Was living at my buddy's house for a year during HS. Cam home at 3:00am one day with a chick. His (single)mom woke up and came down in her nighty to see what was up. We walked up to my bedroom behind her, as she was going back to hers, and i caught a glimpse of her lincoln tunnel.

I said, "vicki, you might wanna cover up there." She just says "why?"

She was MILF, but i never pulled the trigger on that. Dammit.

[SamE30e]

Turf was wrong. Let's keep this shit going.

[IRON-E]

I like where this thread is going,

BLUNT please carry on......




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[325_e30]

hahahahaha

[Emperator]

[xLibelle]

lol

cant say i have a good one... but my parents did walk in on my girl and i after we were finished... timing was interesting... but the smell of sex was still in the air and it was obvious.

[Optimator]

I could imagine the thoughts racing through your mothers head when she saw you banging your cousin sue.

Yep. Mr. blunt lived by the adage, "If you can't keep it in the pants, keep it in the family" in his formative years.

[PhillyG]

my mom caught me banging suzie jacob in the basement when i was about 16. she started walking downstairs after asking if was down there. i told her to wait and im come up to talk to her. but she said it would only take a second. as she rounded the corner i believe i had suzie in the same position i like to put farbin in. ass up, one of my feet on the back of his head and the other behind him while i drill him in the ass. she got all embarrassed and told me to come up "when i was done". hahahaha my mom is awesome

I could imagine the thoughts racing through your mothers head when she saw you banging your cousin sue.

[325_e30]

a while back i snuck into my ex's house for a late night booty call. In the middle of the whole situation her mom knocks on her door and asks why its locked. So I scooped up all my clothes and hide in the corner of her closet with the door half shut..Her mom sat on the bet with her for like 10 minute talking random shit and on her way out went to close the closet door but opened it first. So I got caught hiding in her closet butt naked at 3 in the morn by her mom who for some wierd ass reason decided to check on her.


Only thing my parents..well my dad ever caught me doing and finger banging this church chick that was at my house. I didn't close the door and he walked by looked in and gave me a smug grin and closed my door lol.

[SamE30e]

When you came home early from school.

We weren't done.

OH SNAP.

Yea, my mom was pretty sweaty, she did mention something about getting raped by some guy with a odd shaped dick, something about a huge head but a short shaft... shaped like a hockey stick if I do recall.

P.S Sick car.

[blunttech]

When you came home early from school.

We weren't done.

OH SNAP.

does your sig refer to cock? because i think its pretty fitting for you