Ten reasons i hate canada

[SamE30e]

Yeah, Canada pretty much fucking sucks. Their beer sucks, their weather sucks, their fat ugly women suck. When was the last time they even had their beloved Lord Stanley's Cup? Not to mention their tugboat of a Navy is a joke. America Jr. FTL.

The only thing Canada has ever contributed to the world:

Our beer is better than your shitty ass Busch beer, or Budweiser. Our weather does suck, unless you have a winter sport to do.

Pretty sure if you guys ever attacked us, more countries would be on our side than yours. Seeing as how we haven't pissed the rest of the world off.

World recession = Your fault.

And don't get me fucking started on fat bitches.

[Fel]

10) Commies? Aren't you from a Socialist country called the US *coughbailoutcough*

9) Calm down dude, have a joint. We don't kill people for enjoying themselves.

8 ) Calm down dude, have a joint.

7) They're ours, you can't have 'em.

6) eh?

5) Billiards are gay, balls are touching.

4) Queen takes pawn.

3) I'm a fan of beavers... you prefer the cock?

2) Waiting on the day you get the measles and go bankrupt.

1) Do you really want them?

[mkaido]

Dad, did mom forget to get your prescription for Zoloft again?

[jflip2002]

Yeah, Canada pretty much fucking sucks. Their beer sucks, their weather sucks, their fat ugly women suck. When was the last time they even had their beloved Lord Stanley's Cup? Not to mention their tugboat of a Navy is a joke. America Jr. FTL.

The only thing Canada has ever contributed to the world:

[SamE30e]

Wow, none of which are valid points.

Who exactly is the current Queen of Canada?

Are you serious?

Canada doesn't have a queen, I think, if he's smart enough he may be refering to pre 1982 (When the Constituion act was imposed by Prime Minister Trudeau). Up until 1982 Canada was still under the British North America Act of 1867, in which the queen was still involved in our government.


That's not even a Canadian Goose. Fucking morons.

[assoutE12]

Who exactly is the current Queen of Canada?

[logger]

10) The government is Canada is so “sit on the fence”. They don’t war, they don’t invade, they even reluctantly give aid to others that want to war. Just for a few years I think we should let the Commies run Canada to see what will happen, then kick ‘em out so the fascists can run it for a bit… Just to spice things up!


9) Whats with the bloody liberal drug policies? Why is it someone can walk down a city street puffing on a joint while in the States, you’d be arrested and have your skull dashed in for the trouble!

8)Why is the Canadian population so relaxed? I think they are in need to have some of their freedoms taken from them. Just to show ‘em who’s boss.

7) Its a horrible empty wasteland of majestic lakes, forests and mountain ranges! Where’s the cities? The people?

6) What the hell is “eh”? What does it even mean..?

eh
interj.

Used in asking a question or in seeking repetition or confirmation of a statement.
Chiefly Canadian. Used to ascertain or reinforce a listener’s interest or agreement.
oh…

5) Why are Canadians so proud of hockey? Why should they be? Its a pansy sport and its not like they are good at it! They should all play billiards! There’s a real mans sport to let of some aggression and steam.

4) They have a Queen!WTF!

3) WTF is with beavers? What eats them? Moose (or is it Mooses or Meese?)? All beavers do are eat trees! We should hunt them to the last one before they destroy the forests!

2) Free health care…pfft. They need to pay an extra few hundred if that on their taxes and it covers all their doctor fees. Why should I need to pay for other peoples health care!?

1) Quebec. Let them break away! Then we’ll just have to jump off the fence, invade the bastards and annex them!

Dude what the hell? And a Queen? WTF

[Il Duce]

good for you. what's your real r3v name? quit the alias crap already.

[michaelkaido]

and here are some things i love about america:

[michaelkaido]

10) The government is Canada is so “sit on the fence”. They don’t war, they don’t invade, they even reluctantly give aid to others that want to war. Just for a few years I think we should let the Commies run Canada to see what will happen, then kick ‘em out so the fascists can run it for a bit… Just to spice things up!


9) Whats with the bloody liberal drug policies? Why is it someone can walk down a city street puffing on a joint while in the States, you’d be arrested and have your skull dashed in for the trouble!

8)Why is the Canadian population so relaxed? I think they are in need to have some of their freedoms taken from them. Just to show ‘em who’s boss.

7) Its a horrible empty wasteland of majestic lakes, forests and mountain ranges! Where’s the cities? The people?

6) What the hell is “eh”? What does it even mean..?

eh
interj.

Used in asking a question or in seeking repetition or confirmation of a statement.
Chiefly Canadian. Used to ascertain or reinforce a listener’s interest or agreement.
oh…

5) Why are Canadians so proud of hockey? Why should they be? Its a pansy sport and its not like they are good at it! They should all play billiards! There’s a real mans sport to let of some aggression and steam.

4) They have a Queen!WTF!

3) WTF is with beavers? What eats them? Moose (or is it Mooses or Meese?)? All beavers do are eat trees! We should hunt them to the last one before they destroy the forests!

2) Free health care…pfft. They need to pay an extra few hundred if that on their taxes and it covers all their doctor fees. Why should I need to pay for other peoples health care!?

1) Quebec. Let them break away! Then we’ll just have to jump off the fence, invade the bastards and annex them!