I am surrounded by French bums

[kronus]

I like tiny dogs.

But do you chain-smoke Lucky Strikes and have a long bit of fuzzy cloth around your neck that isn't a noose?

[Farbin Kaiber]

I like tiny dogs.

[kronus]

I'm too lazy to be a pixel master.... And, I can't find any pictures of you in my HD.

That sounds so sketchy.

I think there's one photo of me on r3v somewhere.

[kronus]

It's okay, just don't get mugged by a prostitute with broken English and a scarf.

Dude, EVERYONE here has scarves. It's like the #1 French accessory aside from tiny dogs and cigarettes.

[TDE30]

It's okay, just don't get mugged by a prostitute with broken English and a scarf.

[kronus]

Kronus, you didn't start one of those "I'm going to Europe guyz, what parts do ya want?!?!" threads.

'Splain yoself.

I considered it for a while, but couldn't figure out a way to make it amusing enough in the time I had available. We should have had a cool-internet-guy powwow and brainstormed... sorry :(

[TDE30]

Kronus, you didn't start one of those "I'm going to Europe guyz, what large/random parts do ya want?!?!" threads.

'Splain yoself.

[Farbin Kaiber]

I'm too lazy to be a pixel master.... And, I can't find any pictures of you in my HD.

[kronus]

goddamn it. the fucking... floor cleaning guys on their floor cleaning guy golf carts with the thingies on the bottom that clean floors are having a rally or something. It's shaking the airport :(

[devonjordan]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BiLQi3cYtI

So it takes place in NY, so what....

[Farbin Kaiber]

I bought a bottle of eBay years ago from some Czhech reigon, It did nothing.

[kronus]

Also I return, triumphantly, with an ill-gotten bottle of Absinthe that I had to get lost in a pretty seedy district to procure.

[Farbin Kaiber]

Sounds more like 7/8 knowing your ass, and Amsterdam.

[kronus]

Did you pick any STD's up for us here in the States?

Don't think so.. but an oddly dressed guy in Amsterdam did attempt to pinch my ass. That's like 3/4 of an STD.

[Farbin Kaiber]

Did you pick any STD's up for us here in the States?