I just farted.

[wolfgangstbd]

honestly what did the majority of people who looked in here expect to see. Im suprised it took me so long to see this on r3v

[DatUtahGuy]

This is a great thread. srsly, I'm not kidding. I'm glad you brought this up, because I've been having some, ahem, issues lately. I can't rip a loud one. No matter how hard I try, its always silent. It's such a waste, because sometimes they don't even smell. Tell me, now where is the fun in that!? sad face.

wtf?

:rofl:

[Holland]

Lol. Free post

[gearheadE30]

This is a great thread. srsly, I'm not kidding. I'm glad you brought this up, because I've been having some, ahem, issues lately. I can't rip a loud one. No matter how hard I try, its always silent. It's such a waste, because sometimes they don't even smell. Tell me, now where is the fun in that!? sad face.

[dashboardmonkey]

Because women can't keep their mouths shut long enough for the pressure to build up.

You beat me to it.

[Optimator]

A+ post

kronus, you gave Fidhle an A+?

You hurt me man, you hurt me deep.

[kronus]

Because women can't keep their mouths shut long enough for the pressure to build up.

A+ post

[Fidhle007]

why dont women fart?

Because women can't keep their mouths shut long enough for the pressure to build up.

[Collin]

why dont women fart? my wife and daughter dont, but my 11 year old son can peel paint off the wall

Wrong, they poop too.

[Todd Black 88]

Women hold it all day, and let them go while they sleep.

Ninja style.

[chucker]

why dont women fart? my wife and daughter dont, but my 11 year old son can peel paint off the wall

[Collin]

My favorite place to fart is while sitting on wooden chairs.

[Ray Smoodiver]

This thread is symptomatic of the cancer that is killing /r3v/

[Victell]

yea cut one too a few mins ago. fucker is getting time released up the front of my shirt out my collar, right under my face. body heat keeps it warm and fresh. fucking irritating.

[joshuaaa]

no fart will ever beat this one a kid ripped in my class last year. it took like 2 minutes to develope the smell, but when it did it took over the entire classroom. we had to leave the room it was so bad. i never again in my life wish to smell what i did that day.