What if Jesus wasn't a white dude?

[daniel]

Me too, I was all set for the r3v holy war of the millenium and it just fizzled out.

i dont think people here care.

[Dillinger]

i was expecting more out of this thread.

Me too, I was all set for the r3v holy war of the millenium and it just fizzled out.

[uofom3]

i was expecting more out of this thread.

[stevofthahill]

The cake is a lie.

[mooseheadm5]

I'd only believe it was Him if he showed me a picture ID, birth certificate, death certificate, resurrection certificate, etc.
Or, he could perform a small miracle, like making a cheap S54 swap kit.
Besides, then I'd just repent and He'd have to forgive me, cause He's supposed to be cool like that.

[mitch500]

i wanna see you tell that to his FACE when he comes back. u r gonna b in so much trble.

haha fair game, i will shit myself lol

[Dillinger]

Has anybody here read the book The Lathe of Heaven? Everybody was gray in that. I don't remember exactly but I think it didn't end well.

[BrewCity11]

i wanna see you tell that to his FACE when he comes back. u r gonna b in so much trble.

[blunttech]

Is this what got you in timeout on bimmerforums lee?

hey man, thanks for the free space in your sig. if you send me a business address in your city i will send you a 5 lug swap kit and a low mileage s54 with motec ready to drop in as a token of my appreciation

[neighborhood]

Is this what got you in timeout on bimmerforums lee?

[TDE30]

What if this thread was created to stir up controversy and will eventually be locked in to Controversial Thread Abyss?

What. If.

[Naplm00]

jesus is a lie

[Collin]

Jesus would have been semitic, meaning of middle eastern decent, and in all likely hood was much much darker than most european depictions.

National Geographic had an interesting special about what jesus really would have looked like.

Basically he looked arabic, with short hair as that was the common style of the day.

They had another cool special about the shroud of turin, and how many scholars think Leonardo DaVinci created it as a joke, using an ancient form of (basically) photographic development, which involved lemon juice for its acid content and some other chemicals. They're pretty sure it's Leonardos face, so they lined up some self portraits and some portraits done by his friends and they all matched the facial features on the shroud.

Cool to think about.

[Dillinger]

what if jesus were canadian?


then nobody would care right? :rofl:


;)

It would have been the miracle of "the back bacon and doughnuts" instead of "the miracle of the fishes and loafs".

[Turf1600]

Jesus' car is 5-lug.

No, 2002s are 4 lug.