Conspiracists - how do you handle them?

[lolcantturn]

Weather is controlled by the government in Alaska

[mulletman]

I encourage it as much as I can. I tell them I fly airplanes, and that chem-trails are real because I do spray ops on a weekly basis.

[lolcantturn]

I speak to them in a calm and rational manner and provide evidence as to why their hypotheses may be incorrect. They in turn accept my logical reasoning and thank me.

That's too rational and mature for me

[matthugie]

I speak to them in a calm and rational manner and provide evidence as to why their hypotheses may be incorrect. They in turn accept my logical reasoning and thank me.

[Subtle]

I tell them I'm a beileber.

[ST1G]

Laugh and walk away.

[BraveUlysses]

ridicule

[Farbin Kaiber]

Pass the bong?

[z31maniac]

Make lame troll posts to try to get them to argue with me.

[nando]

I don't talk to that side of the family

[lolcantturn]

You're trying to have a nice intellectual discussion about current events or whatever, and all of a sudden:
"So what about World Trade Center 7?"
"The government owns you, why do you think your name is in all capital letters in your social, license, birth certificate, tombstone?"
"Why wasn't JP Morgan on the Titanic?"
"The federal reserve was made for the old money"


What do you do?