Anyone want to help noob with bumper mod?

[HippyEarly]

Im just going to troll a bit and show you a picture



drunk driver 3 a.m. smashed my neighbors van which hit my bimmer. The back of her van started at the right of the picture. My bimmer was right in front of it. Only damage to heidi was an imprint of ;where she bought her van's; license plate cover imprinted on my rub strip. I don't think my trunk would open if i had tucked my bumpers.

[karlorado]

Sig worthy?

I give the authorization :D

[Red46]

I drink PBR so be ready

Sig worthy?

[karlorado]

I live in UP and have all the shop space and tools necessary (plus 11 years experience) to help you out. I drink PBR so be ready

[Bailz84]

Oh nice. Any of you guys going to the meetup on Wednesday in Tacoma?

[PNWDan]

How hard is it to detach the bumper?

Pretty easy. 4 bolts for each. Unbolt the bumper and slide it off the shocks. Then unbolt the shocks and slide em out

[Bailz84]

How hard is it to detach the bumper?

[Red46]

Ya, do it off the the car. The oil smells terrible, you dont want that crap all over your face.

[PNWDan]

Its pretty easy. Unbolt bumpers and take out shocks then drill the heck out of them and hammer them or something to compress them. Bolt em up and your done. Yayy!!

Do this. Then you won't have a face full of fluid. I did mine on the bench. Cut the top off a 20oz pop bottle and use it as a shroud around the drill bit. It will catch the oil squirting out. Then lay an old towel down and compress them to what you want. Finally drill the hole through again and set with a self tapping screw to hold it where u want

[e30Rooster]

Watch out for the nasty fluid that comes squirting out.

[illest318i]

Its pretty easy. Unbolt bumpers and take out shocks then drill the heck out of them and hammer them or something to compress them. Bolt em up and your done. Yayy!!

[thebutterson]

Don't be a turd, get some bumper shocks from a vert. They'll tuck your bumpers and still be functional.

[Bailz84]

Haha thanks fellas

[iansane]

Drill holes in bumper shocks, kick with right foot..

I need to work out more, I couldn't kick mine hard enough. But I just drove the car into the side of a Safeway and voici!

[e34croak]

Drill holes in bumper shocks, kick with right foot..