Busted my oil pan and now I'm stranded outside Eugene OR. Help!?

[ButtJuice]

Why can't you contact Travis?

[Plum13sec]

No but seriously I'm stranded and need help here's my number 3603283021 sorry guys, no bj's.

[ButtJuice]

If I was a millionaire I'd fly out to you with my tools, beer, lots of drugs, hookers, and then get your ass back on the road. I'd expect a complimary beej afterwards though.

[delatlanta1281]

This is awesome. Purely awesome.

[Ray Smoodiver]

Be honest blunt, did you find this thread searching for your own name?

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No, he found it by searching "noobs I should choke-slam with my cock"

[LivingLegend06]

Lorin is a man with experience but I am a man with wisdom. If you do go the sucking a dick route dont blow the hobo you smoked weed with. Hes likely broke too.. However I wonder if his chunky load wouldnt work as gasket maker in a pinch???
seriously though Good luck.

Be honest blunt, did you find this thread searching for your own name?

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[Plum13sec]

Do you have anyone helping you yet......if not I could help on Tuesday

I would love the help.

[accident]

You're stealing my thunder

lol

[blunttech]

How much is sucking a dick worth nowadays?

A bet you could get damn close to your car if you are halfway decent at it.

A person like Blunt could probably get a ride in the front seat and the pan installed, but thats wishful thinking for the rest of us.

Lorin is a man with experience but I am a man with wisdom. If you do go the sucking a dick route dont blow the hobo you smoked weed with. Hes likely broke too.. However I wonder if his chunky load wouldnt work as gasket maker in a pinch???
seriously though Good luck.

[bmwm42]

Do you have anyone helping you yet......if not I could help on Tuesday

[Plum13sec]

Let me show you some irony,

I just busted mine pulling into a Chili's parking lot.

You're stealing my thunder

[Plum13sec]

Alright guys, I caved and got a cab. It says 60 bucks. As I was with the cabbie he was asking about my car I told him I have a classic BMW. Turns out he had just bought a 84 325e and then he proceeded to ask me why his right headlight floods with water and tell me about his misfire. I told him i don't know and that he should get on r3v and ask . I'm now enjoying a cup of coffee in comfort knowing my car is safe. Pic for proof.

[Ray Smoodiver]

This thread keeps delivering.

[dereliiict]

Seriously man, good luck though. I would hate to know I had to change that damn pan on the side of the road.

Let me show you some irony,

I just busted mine pulling into a Chili's parking lot.

[noid]

The best course of action would have been/would be to call AAA and get an instant membership. If you pay an extra $40-60 you are able to get the free tows right away.

It sounds to me like your making this whole situation alot harder then it needs to be. Sounds like multiple people are reaching out to help you.

Now that you have a pan, all you need is RTV, 13mm socket, a 10mm socket, a few extensions a flat head screwdriver and a cheap jack: $40 bucks and your set.