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    #31
    Originally posted by bmwman91 View Post
    I always assumed that the tubes were severed or something.
    True. Ever think of getting a paternity test?

    ....just sayin'.

    Don't know about you, but I wouldn't wanna be payin for someone else's kid.
    Heard about that happening in an old Kanye West song "Gold Digger".
    If it's got tits or tires, it's gonna cost ya!

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      #32
      The vas deferens is severed and then the ends tied up. It takes about 6-9 months for all sperm to die before you're fully shooting blanks.

      It's rare, but the connection can regrow.
      I do things.

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        #33
        its possible to have recanalization its like a 1 in a 1000 thing tho

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          #34
          So wait, you got snipped, went for your post procedure test, still had swimmers, went to pound town anyway? Sounds like a clear case of operator error to me. Congrats though!
          BEERTECH

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            #35
            Originally posted by flyboyx View Post
            anyone ever try those sheepskin condoms? it was kind of like tossing a smelly, greasy garbage bag on your dick held on with a rubber band at the base.
            look, that's the only way i can cum

            don't kinkshame me, you jerk
            past:
            1989 325is (learner shitbox)
            1986 325e (turbo dorito)
            1991 318ic (5-lug ITB)
            1985 323i baur
            current:
            1995 M3 (suspension, 17x9/255-40, borla)

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              #36
              Originally posted by Rob View Post
              So wait, you got snipped, went for your post procedure test, still had swimmers, went to pound town anyway? Sounds like a clear case of operator error to me. Congrats though!
              Young and horny man I can't help it

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                #37
                Originally posted by decay View Post
                look, that's the only way i can cum

                don't kinkshame me, you jerk


                As brick from the movie "anchor man" would say: "yer wierd....MAN!!!!!!!!" lol

                Originally posted by kickinindian View Post
                Young and horny man I can't help it

                Sent from my Pixel 3 using Tapatalk
                Your wife needed the "D"!

                Out of curiosity, how do they check your swimmers?

                Do they extract with some sort of medical instrument? do you they make you jerk into a cup? Do they offer visual aids? How about lube? Can ones significant other suck it out and spit into said cup? I think I would hate to be the tech that has to play with cum all day. so.....sticky! Never could get past the smell. Sorry..... These are the things I lay awake thinking about at night. Carry on.....
                Last edited by flyboyx; 04-25-2019, 09:11 AM.
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                  #38
                  Originally posted by flyboyx View Post
                  do you they make you jerk into a cup?

                  Yup, they give you a little sterile (ha!) jar to nut into and bring back after x amount of time (2 weeks? Month? I forget).


                  I called and asked to make sure there wasn't an extra charge and the lady acted SUPER annoyed. "No, there is no additional charge to have your semen analyzed." lol
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                    #39
                    yea what he said^

                    its kinda weird giving my meat milk to a late 40yo super square looking lady, because she knows you just poped that piston less then 24hrs ago

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                      #40
                      ^^ hahah toootally.

                      *don't make eye contact*
                      "I, uh, am here to drop off a sample."
                      *leaves office quickly*
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                        #41
                        Originally posted by Vincent Brick View Post
                        Yup, they give you a little sterile (ha!) jar to nut into and bring back after x amount of time (2 weeks? Month? I forget).

                        Just to clarify, you have to produce the sample and get it to the office within hours, not 2 weeks or a month. :nice:

                        The follow up test is typically 60 days after the procedure itself.
                        BEERTECH

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                          #42
                          Originally posted by Rob View Post
                          Just to clarify, you have to produce the sample and get it to the office within hours, not 2 weeks or a month. :nice:

                          The follow up test is typically 60 days after the procedure itself.
                          why would i leave the office?

                          you think i can't jerk off to the thought of the 40y/o nurse at the front desk? motherfucker, i am 40, challenge accepted
                          past:
                          1989 325is (learner shitbox)
                          1986 325e (turbo dorito)
                          1991 318ic (5-lug ITB)
                          1985 323i baur
                          current:
                          1995 M3 (suspension, 17x9/255-40, borla)

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                            #43
                            Originally posted by decay View Post
                            why would i leave the office?



                            you think i can't jerk off to the thought of the 40y/o nurse at the front desk? motherfucker, i am 40, challenge accepted
                            I'm 27 it would be like giving my baby batter to my mom

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                              #44
                              Originally posted by kickinindian View Post
                              I'm 27 it would be like giving my baby batter to my mom
                              i mean, i'm sure that looks like an insurmountable task, on the face of it

                              how old was your mom when she had you? i might be within the acceptable delta. if so, i'm here to help. still not snipped yet
                              past:
                              1989 325is (learner shitbox)
                              1986 325e (turbo dorito)
                              1991 318ic (5-lug ITB)
                              1985 323i baur
                              current:
                              1995 M3 (suspension, 17x9/255-40, borla)

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                                #45
                                Lol idk how exactly old she was but she was definitely graying and looked like she could whip up a mean green bean cassarole

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