Klaus the traveling BMW Roundel

[cheffy30]

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2... it's lost

[Echo30V]

According to deeply placed moles in the Middle East both Klaus and Klink are holed up in a secret mountain chalet high in the Alps. Unfortunately they appear to be having quite the time.

[MrBurgundy]

petition to have burgundy changed to 69th on the list.

+1

[Savagefurai]

sorry for the hold up guys. had to deal with some issues at home but i will have him shipped out today.
Didnt get to take but a couple of pics with him so ill post those when i get time.

[archie]

We should implement a “Pass or Play” rule when ready to ship to the next person on the list.
Before you ship, you pm and ask the next this.
Some people get busy by the time Klink hits their turn and their name should then get bumped to the bottom of the list so they do eventually get a second chance.
Could help move this along much quicker.







Ok now back to drinking my beer...

[flyboyx]

We should implement a “Pass or Play” rule when ready to ship to the next person on the list.
Before you ship, you pm and ask the next this.
Some people get busy by the time Klink hits their turn and their name should then get bumped to the bottom of the list so they do eventually get a second chance.
Could help move this along much quicker.







Ok now back to watching paint dry and cobwebs grow.....as in....yawn...

ftfy

[archie]

ftfy

:nice:

[flyboyx]

breaking news!

whoop whoop!.........whoop whoop whoop!.........whoop whoop!

this just in!!!! (well, actually a week ago....) we have some new information on the saga of a Bavarian who has gone missing since the middle of September.

the "free roundel" multinational military coalition"(FRMMC) had received intel Klaus had been smuggled from Germany into los angles to partake in an illegal sex for Bmw parts ring that has been reportedly in operation for the last 18 months.

disclaimer: it is important to note that during the course of this operation, no poles were smoked, no fudge was packed, and most importantly, no cute fuzzy animals were harmed(very much).

this is an earlier surveillance photo of Klaus. as you can see, they had the poor little bastard dressed in drag! something had to be done immediately!!!!



The strike force scrambled its air support. a large transport jet loaded with the free roundel special forces.

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the aircraft departed a top secret base in central Florida.



climbing out at super triple warp speed destined for the LAX international airport.

the team was assembled on the ground a little north of Tijuana 2120 hours military time on the 14th of February.



the evil sex trafficking compound was assaulted. after several thousand rounds of automatic weapons fire and many casualties, the perimeter was breached.



er, wait....what I meant to say was the scene looked more like this:



they were some MEAN dudes!!!!!!



once the coalition was inside, it was very unfortunate that we found this:



GAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!! Jesus! they had poor Klaus pole dancing in an uncircumcised strap on followed by a huge peg fest!!!! it was an awful sight! in our minds, we were wondering if we should just shoot him in the head to end the misery. how do you ever come back from that?

during the exfiltration, some of the coalition were pinned down under heavy gunfire by the opposition. we were out of ammo and had to surrender our weapons. they told us that we had to do some praying and squealing. fortunately this was as far as it progressed before coalition team C overpowered our foes. we were all able to escape with minimal casualties. this was all in thanks to Omar's quick thinking when he distracted them with 2 cigarettes!



happy valentines you gais!!! do I see blunt in there somewhere?

in the aftermath, we celebrated the escape with a few beers. as you can see, Klaus is in really rough shape compared to the way he was when he was living the rockstar life.



what happened to that pic of the hillbilly pedophile banjo player?



presently, Klaus is in the process of entering the witness protection program.



he's not very excited about living life on the lamb from here on out. we have doubts about his future success. I guess all we can do is watch and see how it goes.......

stay tuned for further developments......

[MrBurgundy]

yesssssssssss lol

[2mAn]

He's going to end up in gay porn the longer he stays in Hollywood

[MrBurgundy]

sooooooooo where's our boy at

[Powling]

sooooooooo where's our boy at

I think I’m next in line, haven’t received anything yet though.

[MrBurgundy]

I guess this threads main activity is asking where its at, rather than taking pics w/ it :rofl:

[Matt-B]

I think I’m next in line, haven’t received anything yet though.

He is on the way to you

[Powling]

Klink has arrived in the great white north. Pics coming shortly.