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I dont think his girl will be amused with a butt plug attached to a fist..... but you never know midwesterners can surprise ya sometimesOriginally posted by FusionIf a car is the epitome of freedom, than an electric car is house arrest with your wife titty fucking your next door neighbor.
The Desire to Save Humanity is Always a False Front for the Urge to Rule it- H. L. Mencken
Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants.
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Originally posted by CMBusch View PostCue that shitty Train song...
"hey soul sister"?
I was going to tell my ex boss's "butthole licking" story but it seems all the problems have been solved and everything is right with the r3v world. my advice isn't timely but the ring is probably the right choice. I am going to file this thread in my memory bank and come back to it in a few years to see. best of luck with this man.sigpic
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Originally posted by george graves View PostWell not as good as mormon girls, but whatever.sigpic
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Originally posted by flyboyx View Postto add to this...in my experience they are all into "soaking", "ncmo", and butt sex so they can be virgins on wedding day. god bless 'em....eh....I guess
No, flyboyx, before you ask, the ear canals, nose, and navel do not count.
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Originally posted by flyboyx View Postto add to this...in my experience they are all into "soaking", "ncmo", and butt sex so they can be virgins on wedding day. god bless 'em....eh....I guessOriginally posted by roguetoaster View PostHow in the heck did you discover those terms? I had to look them up. But in reality, a town in PA is just that, no matter the hole.
No, flyboyx, before you ask, the ear canals, nose, and navel do not count.Simon
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Originally posted by 2mAn View PostIm guessing anal, but WTF is soaking?
it's basically the new generation discovering tantric sex.past:
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decay is right about soaking. as far as I know, you just stick it in the hole, don't move, and see how long you can keep it hard. ncmo is non committed make out. I know you know about butt sechs. (don't make me bust out that valentines day photo with Klaus lol) to expand on the last one, there is a movement with the younger generation of mormons to simply have anal instead of vaginal sex so they are still-at least in their minds-virgins on the day they marry. in my experience, I think oral sex is on the table for a lot of them too.
Originally posted by roguetoaster View PostHow in the heck did you discover those terms? I had to look them up. But in reality, a town in PA is just that, no matter the hole.
No, flyboyx, before you ask, the ear canals, nose, and navel do not count.
in respect to the "any hole" comment, might as well look up "stoma fucking". that will give you a fine image to go to sleep with.Last edited by flyboyx; 10-20-2018, 10:01 PM.sigpic
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88 cabrio becoming alpina b6 3.5s transplanted s62
92 Mtech 2 cabrio alpinweiss 770 code
88 325ix coupe manual lachsilber/cardinal
88 325ix coupe manual diamondschwartz/natur
87 e30 m3 for parts lachsilber/cardinal(serial number 7)
12 135i M sport cabrio grey/black
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Originally posted by flyboyx View Postin respect to the "any hole" comment, might as well look up "stoma fucking". that will give you a fine image to go to sleep with.
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Why, just why? So many other options to choose from and someone chooses that?
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Originally posted by flyboyx View Post"hey soul sister"?
I was going to tell my ex boss's "butthole licking" story but it seems all the problems have been solved and everything is right with the r3v world. my advice isn't timely but the ring is probably the right choice. I am going to file this thread in my memory bank and come back to it in a few years to see. best of luck with this man.
Edit: This got a outta hand... or in hand depending on how you see it. Regarding PA, that applies to small towns (not Philly or Pittsburgh). Anyone is more attractive than that guy with the missing teeth and dip lip that's already taken by his sister. I love the work arounds that girls make up to still be virgins. It's kind of annoying, but never a dealbreaker.Last edited by CMBusch; 10-22-2018, 09:44 AM.Originally posted by MelonEngine work takes patience and finesse.
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Originally posted by CMBusch View PostYes, "Hey Soul Sister." Although, that's my mistake, I should've specified. All Train songs are shitty."A good memory for quotes combined with a poor memory for attribution can lead to a false sense of originality."
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