The Official "Bust Ted's balls to pieces for missing the Picnic again" thread.

[Jand3rson]

Alright Ted, let's hear it, motherfucker!

Where were you THIS year?

Unless you were actually playing golf on the moon with Neil Armstrong, this excuse has better be good.

[smonkbmw]

YEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHH where were you? i wanted to sit in the car and make vrooom vrooom sounds again!!

[dvmotorsports]

who the fuck is Ted?

[Justin B]

LOL.

A slacker.

uofom3

:D

Yeah, what the fuck?

[Wishno87]

^ i think i saw your car at the picnic, what suspension are you running?

[Justin B]

Probably, it was filthy as all hell because I liked my speed lines and didnt have time to wash it anyway :) Parked in the CA row across from the featured cars.

It has H&R race springs, both spring pads are installed in the back, none in the front (only about a quarter inch difference, but it helps). Bilstein sports, eibach sways, m3 offset urethane CAB's... etc.

[StereoInstaller1]

Ted, you fucking lamer.

Next year, living in San Diego or not, you will come to the picnic...or I will do an electrical hex on your shit.


The elder has spoken.

[ducatipaso]

I talked to some other kid that drove up from san diego. perfectly doable.

[Funkmasta]

Ted's not even worth our time... since apparently we are not worth his.

[MacBudd541]

I tried to drag his ass up there but "i've got this big final on Monday" -ted and his car isnt painted yet... not very good excuses.

[Kruzen]

"YEAAAAH IVE GOT THIS BIG EXCUSE ON MONDAY" is more like it.

[CorvallisBMW]

It's because U of O sucks balls, and therefor through association, he sucks too ;)

I might accept 'I was banging the girl in my avatar', or 'I was picking up my $80 million Powerball winnings check', but anything else is just BS.

[Dave]

umm, this week is the US Open.

Maybe he was playing in a qualifier last weekend?

[backtrail69]

Pff what a cry baby. I had a paper worth 30% of my grade in History due last Tuesday... and i started on Monday...

[DeM3n]

Good thread....a sick ass M3 like that needs to be shown off!