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Old 02-10-2019, 05:27 PM   #7981
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Im down 9lbs in 5 days lol
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Old 02-11-2019, 06:42 AM   #7982
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Eat bananas, drink water and use aloe on your bhole.
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Old 02-11-2019, 08:47 AM   #7983
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Eat bananas, drink water and use aloe on your bhole.
Instead of using a swiping motion on me bum, I dab...that has helped a ton
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Old 02-11-2019, 10:10 AM   #7984
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After my last attempt at a hot wing contest, I became very familiar with the dab technique. I'd like to think the aloe got me back to normal wiping faster.
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Old 02-11-2019, 10:36 AM   #7985
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After my last attempt at a hot wing contest, I became very familiar with the dab technique. I'd like to think the aloe got me back to normal wiping faster.
did you win?

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Old 02-11-2019, 10:41 AM   #7986
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I was putting aloe on my bhole...does that sound like a victory?

I ate 2 of 12 wings and then couldn't sleep all night due to the fire in my gut...but as you know, the real pain comes the next day when the aloe and dab technique are required.

I previously won the buffalo wild wings contest, but the above wings were at least 15x hotter.
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Old 02-11-2019, 01:19 PM   #7987
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haha ouch man! Even if you did eat all of them, you really still dont win lol
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Old 02-11-2019, 01:44 PM   #7988
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Not even close. I was pouring a half gallon of milk all over my face and down my gullet within minutes of eating just 2 wings...no use. That wing 'sauce' could take paint off a wall.
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Old 02-11-2019, 02:16 PM   #7989
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Not even close. I was pouring a half gallon of milk all over my face and down my gullet within minutes of eating just 2 wings...no use. That wing 'sauce' could take paint off a wall.
You need to up your spice game.
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I eat hot food a lot. I don't have a stupid high tolerance (like people who heat ghost peppers raw for fun), but I pretty much always opt for the 'hot' salsa, tons of sriracha, red pepper on everything, etc.

These wings were a different beast.

Edit: did some googling. The 'Blazin' wings at Bdubs are ~350k on the scoville scale (I completed that challenge). The wings in question are ~3million on the scoville scale. F#ck that.
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Old 02-11-2019, 03:05 PM   #7991
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Edit: did some googling. The 'Blazin' wings at Bdubs are ~350k on the scoville scale (I completed that challenge). The wings in question are ~3million on the scoville scale. F#ck that.
I stand corrected, that's some stupid shit.

You can make ghost peppers, reapers, pepper X and nagas taste good, but it really makes little to no sense. Playing in the 500k range is enjoyable, but it's all fairly subjective and how we react to spice is dependent on a variety of changeable factors.
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Old 02-11-2019, 05:43 PM   #7992
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I ate a chip that was rated at 1.5mil

fucked me up for a week

You had to wear gloves when taking it out lol..

I didnt even drink milk right after like a waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles, i had like 6 beers in thirty minutes after eating it trying to cool it down

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You need sour cream or something fatty and dairy. Helps cut the heat.

Plus you probably destroyed all your gut flora and had to start anew.
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You need sour cream or something fatty and dairy. Helps cut the heat.

Plus you probably destroyed all your gut flora and had to start anew.
Fatty/dairy, but before eating something silly hot if you want to have an easier time. However, if you are eating a reaper you don't want life to go easy on you.

The microbiome doesn't seem to be impacted directly by spicy stuff. However, acid reflux and diarrhea can be problematic.

Spicy food rules, to hell with subtlety of flavor.
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