Official waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles thread

[LJ851]

OK, it's story time. Let it out.

[LJ851]

i was dating my first girlfriend when i was 16 for like month. Super hot girl, i was totally smitten. This is pre social media/cell phone, etc. Land line, letters, and in person contact only. I call her and she's not home. For two weeks. I assume she is over me for some reason and the next time i see her i just walk on by and that was the end of our relationship.

She had parents that had both remarried and was on vacation with her dads family which is why i couldn't reach her.

What a waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles i was !

[flyboyx]

I like pussy. it is nice.

/story.

[lambo]

[IRON-E]

I once entered the wrong orifice and the girl was totally into it.

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[2mAn]

A girl I was fooling around with told me she wanted me to sodomize her. I didn’t know what it meant at the time... so I didn’t

[e30RS]

C'mon Simon! That was a "blown" opportunity!

[roguetoaster]

Possibly a good thing he missed out, she probably would have wanted to return the favor.

[Streichholzschächtelchen]

Went out with a girl that did whatever you wanted for $1500 an hour, big booty but no brains. She tried having me jumped by her ex, bashed in my windows, boxed me in, found freedom by slamming a $600 civic hatch through her kbb $12k, 60k mile g35, we're both idiots so we kept going out after. We broke up during an ecstacy, coke, mushroom induced arguement after I caught her ducking into another dude's tent at Reggae on the River. She froze, dude jumped up fixing his zipper and belt buckle, I got kicked out of the 3 day festival with Morgan Heritage playing the final set of the festival, paid the greyhound guy a $100 bill to get home at 2am, in a speedo, poncho, and sombrero, bumfuck nowhere.

Lived with a girl for two years, she wanted to move back to Virginia and I told her I wasn't leaving without first building my e30 and stacking at my job during holiday season. Two months later she's talking to a dude she met at the farmer's market withe the same first name as me, while telling me she loves me, still buying each other xmas gifts and what not. Got ghosted on christmas day and new years, found her tagging dude in cat videos on facebook a week later. Dude lives in PA, where she said she was "camping with friends" on new years. Turns out at midnight, new years he was serenading her with a song his lil garage band wrote. Her loss.

Went out with a chick that ended up being a norte with 3 kids but her tubes were tied so that was cool as long as she didn't kill me. Little 5'1" spinner was thirsty and it was on anywhere any time, got some good memories from that. Found her texting some random about theu should link up, tryna get it in but hadn't yet. Dropped her off to work, everyone is waiting on the manager to unlock the place. Busted her out and all of her coworkers were cracking up, bagged her shit and dropped it off at her friend's place. The food at her work is good so I still go back, her coworkers give me crazy discounts lol.

I need to filter out the crazy ones going into the future.

[e30RS]

True, I think there is another thread on here about Simon's possible dilemma!

[2mAn]

I need to filter out the crazy ones going into the future.

absolutely lolol

True, I think there is another thread on here about Simon's possible dilemma!

Which dilemma? Keeping a car for longer than a year is my current issue

[MrBurgundy]

One time, I fucked this girl right in the waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles

[roguetoaster]

One time, I fucked this girl right in the waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles

Oh really?

[ELVA164]

I had an ex try to weaponize her uterus on me once. That wasn't a great weekend.

[MrBurgundy]

I had an ex try to weaponize her uterus on me once. That wasn't a great weekend.