The Official Drunk & Stupid Thread

[equate975]

I'm oging to share ou all in aina d a piece of advice.

fuck eevryone form the oopposide sex and if oyu are gay fyck the people taytt you ewant to fucking do sfuck shit sjusyt do so i don't offffencd anyoje that likes the buthole

hahahaahhahhahahaah

UFJCKF AL THIS THIEHISHT

Vodka is fucking awwersome

Fuck all of you and all khathe fucking horses otu eduhsdhfjh you dfucking fucked in the fuck road fuck ojn guckck

FUUUUUCJCKKKCKCha EAL oytu!!

[ecoviper9]

Called off work. Drank my weight in Bud Light. and Tomorrow I drive for Chicago.

[E30Nova]

conki your avatar is niiiiiiiiiiiiiice

and wtf, my two drinking buddies are in north dakota right now, fuck them.

and my other friend that i usually drink with is apparently mad at me because i was drinking with him a few nights ago and his mom asked me if i could drive her to the bus stop in the morning............and i said yes and then my friend passed out so i ninja'd out lmfao...

vodka ftmfw!!!!!!

Matt

lmfao, that fag got all emo over something the last time we drank together and now he's like "don't come around here no more"...

fuckin waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles, wtf

i was supposed to give him my old e30 but fuck him, i'm sellin that shit now!!!!!

also, vodka ftw!!!

[z31maniac]

Hey you cocksucking whores.

I've been drinking 9%+ Sam Adams Imperial Stout all night.

[quikveedb2]

bourbon & coke in my hand, just had a shot as well. mmm, i fucking love whiskey.

[bimmer_E30]

anyone into cold shots?

[threlevenguy]

OOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH waaaatttttttttttt... yum yum to my tum la la la anchorman themeee ok i got a stop

[e30don]

As a long time lurker, I must ask...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38qfhzin9ls

Is this Farbin? Might be a repost, if it is I'm sorry. I was going to start a new thread but figured the Drunk & Stupid thread would be good enough.

[smurfs_182]

anyone into cold shots?

i dont think americans know what that is,

i just woke up from girls fighting and screaming. coors light will fuck you up i guess lol. what a night

oh and weed is by far the best cure for a hangover, GOT THAT WHITE RHINO in my vtech yo

[Erick]

House music session at the crib with 3 cases of beers. Door is open with walk ins coming in... tonight shall be good.

And no one is selfish here... all are invited, and those who cant make it, we wish you all a good drunken saturday!!

[Farbin Kaiber]

[Dozyproductions]

I just drank wine from a fucking juice box. A 12 pack from fucking italy courtesy of a very good friend. WTFNITNIA? (Why The Fuck Not Is This Not In America?)

[Wh33lhop]

Just got back from my cousins wedding, made a bunch of friends and had a blast. Drank nothing but Dale's pale ale all night in his honor (his name is Dale). Now I'm chilling in my room at the Hilton in Denver, one more day before I go back to good old sb. Good shit. :)

[leenco12]

All the taste of piss with ice to cut it. Awesome.

-Charlie

i really just don't like how the united states consumes the most resources in the entire world. and now how walmart is setting up other countries on the same trend.

and it doesn't seem like george bush ever seems to know what's going on.
i have no idea what sorts of things he really cares about. it's like he just wants to inspire people with his speeches.

[gazellebeigem3]

i really just don't like how the united states consumes the most resources in the entire world. and now how walmart is setting up other countries on the same trend.

and it doesn't seem like george bush ever seems to know what's going on.
i have no idea what sorts of things he really cares about. it's like he just wants to inspire people with his speeches.

wat