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Old 01-16-2018, 09:19 PM   #5641
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Yeah the urban coyotes are honestly kind of scary. I remember living in San Antonio when I was little and we would be walking to the mail box the night before trash day and we would see coyotes snooping around sniffing peoples trash. They would just look at us with an idgaf attitude.
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Old Yesterday, 09:15 AM   #5642
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Coyotes are creepy fucking animals. One night a couple of years ago I was leaving my parents house around 10-11 pm. I went out to my car and heard something rustle the garbage can right around the corner of the house. Naturally, like any bad horror movie I went to investigate and as soon as I got around to the side of the house there was a coyote standing within 10 feet from me. I stopped and it just stared at me, totally un-alarmed with the same zero fucks given attitude mentioned. We both just stood there for about 15 seconds and then it nonchalantly walked away. That was an unsettling feeling.

PS I am thankful your anus was probably not violated Mr Burg, unless it was.
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Old Yesterday, 10:11 AM   #5643
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PS I am thankful your anus was probably not violated Mr Burg, unless it was.
The scary thing is--- I don't know if it was or wasn't



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Old Yesterday, 10:25 AM   #5644
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The scary thing is--- I don't know if it was or wasn't



You would know, a few females have told me their asshole hurts the next day
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Old Yesterday, 11:34 AM   #5645
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You would know, a few females have told me their asshole hurts the next day


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Hopefully you didn’t wake up in a ditch with your pants around your ankles and grease all over the back of your legs.

Btw, have you made “plans” for this weekend?
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I have not made plans yet for the weekend

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you dawgs

Hopefully I get Klink soon, so he can tag team with me.
Klink has seen some shit, if you know what I'm saying...
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Well, it is certainly not irrefutable that my absurd, nay, nonsensical ramblings are not rarely appreciated by those who don't post hardly never, and that these postings aren't not created for the edification of all, or less than all, of r3v.

Therefore, I couldn't hardly be more rapturous for the actualized thanks in the superior post that didn't not make me jubilant and I am, by the very result, much overmuch obliged for your buoyant benediction.
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Well, it is certainly not irrefutable that my absurd, nay, nonsensical ramblings are not rarely appreciated by those who don't post hardly never, and that these postings aren't not created for the edification of all, or less than all, of r3v.

Therefore, I couldn't hardly be more rapturous for the actualized thanks in the superior post that didn't not make me jubilant and I am, by the very result, much overmuch obliged for your buoyant benediction.
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^ couldn’t have chosen a better way to explain how i understood all the rambling. It was fantastic though
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