I don't know if that one can be topped
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"Tuna phone" brought me some lulz but the tour guide prank was just masterful.
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I think I would have waited till after the trip I don't think
I wound want to go to the Ukraine with people mad at me and knowing my iteniarayOriginally posted by FusionIf a car is the epitome of freedom, than an electric car is house arrest with your wife titty fucking your next door neighbor.
The Desire to Save Humanity is Always a False Front for the Urge to Rule it- H. L. Mencken
Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants.
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In response to some of the replies....Yeah I was kinda stupid to continue on with the trip, but I didn't give a fuck. I wasn't going to waste the money I had already spent by cancelling the trip since I already paid in advance for my flight, hotel and all that. I've been to Ukraine a lot for my job, so when they ask for my passport, I open the part where they can see all of the previous stamps entering their country. It was only an issue getting in one time, and that was because my name and my birthdate matched a Russian Mobster who was on their watch and apprehend list. That was the only scary time entering the country..."Russian"? me...um, "No"....customs guy, "Please step to the side and wait for escort"....
Anyway here's the chemistry mix....one tub of "love" conditioner, and a tube of "veet" hair remover, mixed with loving care and a chopstick, resealed, and shipped to the "love" in Kiev.Originally posted by MrBurgundyMan, you delivered karma to her scalp
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I think you should Instagram her asking for photos of her clumpy head.
I will say it's a pretty rough prank, but then she is obviously a complete piece of shit anyway.
I guess you could make the arguement that she someone living in a destitute environment trying to do what she needs to in order to survive. I say she is trying to use her appearance to take advantage of stupid men. Imagine the dumb ass fuck foreigner that she cons into marrying her? The day she gets her papers,, his bank account will be cleaned out and she will find a way to get him kicked out of his own house. She will probably get herself beat up so she can tell the cops her husband did it. I say she deserved this and I actually commend cre8ive for having the balls to knock her off her high horse.sigpic
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Just to expound a bit on what I mentioned above, I’ve known (platonically) more than a couple eastern block women. They pretty much live by the mantra of: fake it ‘till you make it, then take it”.sigpic
Gigitty Gigitty!!!!
88 cabrio becoming alpina b6 3.5s transplanted s62
92 Mtech 2 cabrio alpinweiss 770 code
88 325ix coupe manual lachsilber/cardinal
88 325ix coupe manual diamondschwartz/natur
87 e30 m3 for parts lachsilber/cardinal(serial number 7)
12 135i M sport cabrio grey/black
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I'm trying to think of some of my other pranks, but I honestly just don't think I can even come close to the hair removal conditioner.
Bravo, you evil SOB.
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Originally posted by lamboSounds like you need a massage.Originally posted by kpengWho the hell is Vlad?
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Originally posted by Cre8tivPro View PostIn response to some of the replies....Yeah I was kinda stupid to continue on with the trip, but I didn't give a fuck. I wasn't going to waste the money I had already spent by cancelling the trip since I already paid in advance for my flight, hotel and all that. I've been to Ukraine a lot for my job, so when they ask for my passport, I open the part where they can see all of the previous stamps entering their country. It was only an issue getting in one time, and that was because my name and my birthdate matched a Russian Mobster who was on their watch and apprehend list. That was the only scary time entering the country..."Russian"? me...um, "No"....customs guy, "Please step to the side and wait for escort"....
Anyway here's the chemistry mix....one tub of "love" conditioner, and a tube of "veet" hair remover, mixed with loving care and a chopstick, resealed, and shipped to the "love" in Kiev.
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My friend kept on taking fat shits at my house and I told him to stop, dude would even yell for me to get a plunger. He took a shit again one day and I told him in going to shit on his car. One night after holding a poo in all day I went over to his house and gave him the gift on his hood, half way home I decided thwt wasn't good enough. So I stopped at home and got a mask and paper towels, and gave him a poo tint job on all the windows. Guess who doesn't poop at my house anymore...
My wife thought it would be funny to tape fishing line across the stairs at head and neck level, so I one upped her by rigging up a trip line hooked up to a rape alarm. She dumped ice water on me in the shower, so I got a pack of firecrackers and lit them in a big pot then when she popped her head out I gave her the cold water.
I worked at an armored truck company, and when trucks came in the building a guy would have to guard the door with a shotgun. I got up on the roof with a couple guys and we had the firecrackers that explode with pressure. We quickly found out who was a waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles.
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