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    #16
    Originally posted by z31maniac View Post
    OF..............but bourbon or rye.........up sucks.
    As you can see, I was, uhhhhhh, enthusiastic last night.
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      #17
      Originally posted by RedReplicant View Post
      Either way, fuck bartending school. Work somewhere that will let you barback and move up. Anyone can mix some fucking shit in a tin, shake, and pour but it's the other shit that actually makes you a bartender.

      My sisters boyfriends bestfriend knows some of the headshed of one of the Bartending schools here in TX, he told me he could pull some strings and score me a deal. Also a good family friend is a bartender at a really nice Italian restaurant and she said that I could come on and tend with her for experience.

      Originally posted by E30_Pare View Post
      cup + scotch
      beer + open

      What kind of beer drinkers are you guys? Up where I used to live it was Yuengling and Weeping Radish, but they don't have that down here so it's Shiner.

      Originally posted by agent View Post
      Shame there's not a cooler version of you.
      Lol


      Originally posted by Thizzelle View Post
      We have one of these threads

      I looked for it and couldn't find it. Link to thread?



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      Originally posted by flyboyx
      how about if i yank the anal beads out of your ass like i'm trying to pull start a chain saw?
      Originally posted by Northern
      beer is my new liver cleanse.

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        #18
        Originally posted by HennaE30 View Post
        Also a good family friend is a bartender at a really nice Italian restaurant and she said that I could come on and tend with her for experience.
        This is good but you need to get thrown into the shit and get murdered to really learn and get comfortable.
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          #19
          Originally posted by HennaE30 View Post
          What kind of beer drinkers are you guys? Up where I used to live it was Yuengling and Weeping Radish, but they don't have that down here so it's Shiner.
          I typically go to places that 25+ on tap 50+ in the bottle.
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            #20
            ^ +1

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              #21
              Fernet, tho.
              91 318is - Gone
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                #22
                Originally posted by RedReplicant View Post
                This is good but you need to get thrown into the shit and get murdered to really learn and get comfortable.

                Yea I know, but it's just to get my feet wet


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                Originally posted by flyboyx
                how about if i yank the anal beads out of your ass like i'm trying to pull start a chain saw?
                Originally posted by Northern
                beer is my new liver cleanse.

                Henna - '84 Hennarot 325e
                Lola - '89 Schwarz 325is - being saved
                Christine - '88 Schwarz 325is - Spec E30 Racecar
                '01 White F150 Lariat 4x4 Supercrew - Daily
                Dad's '05 Interlagosblau M3

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                  #23
                  here

                  lock it up
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                  "I got a tree on my house"

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                    #24
                    Originally posted by RedReplicant View Post
                    This is good but you need to get thrown into the shit and get murdered to really learn and get comfortable.
                    ^This. Work as a barback and earn your spot behind the bar.
                    Originally posted by blunttech
                    Levent guzzles vanilla hazelnut creamer like its my semen
                    :shock:

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                      #25
                      Fill a large bucket with fresh cow's milk. Blend one ounce each of parsley, ginger and carraway seeds with eight ounces of sap from a mature maple. Add barley and yeast, then six ounces of blackberry juice and honey.

                      Then take twelve large earth worms baked on a shovel, the gizzard of a red squirrel, four ounces of strained mule tail sweat, a hundred finely crushed black flies, a pinch of dirt found surrounding a buck rub, and top it off with one dried and powdered left testicle of a fully grown, sexually mature moose.

                      Chill and serve.


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                        #26
                        Don't forget the most important ingredient: dried nutsack of newt.
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                          #27
                          Originally posted by flyboyx View Post
                          Don't forget the most important ingredient: dried nutsack of newt.
                          nope the most important ingredient: cream of sum yun gai. According to legend it gives you infinite youth and the libido of a racing stallion.

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                            #28
                            Just for reference, I fully expect only 2 people on this forum to get the joke.


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                              #29
                              Originally posted by ST1G View Post
                              I'm ashamed that I'm quoted in your sig OP.

                              Hahah


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                                #30
                                Originally posted by E30_Pare View Post
                                beer + open

                                Originally posted by SpasticDwarf;n6449866
                                Honestly I built it just to have a place to sit and listen to Hotline Bling on repeat.

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