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Really, there is nothing like waking up early as hell, in temperatures sub-zero with the windchill, pulling a feisty 900+lbs. woman who don't want her nips touched. Then once you get her buttered up, pressing your head into her nether-regions to prevent her from kicking your milkbucket over, shitting everywhere, but looking up at you with longing eyes. All she wants is your grain, and some grass.
But, the milk is amazing, thick cream you have to scoop off, to later be put in fresh ground coffee. I cannot drink regular milk due to Lactose Intolerance, but I can finish a gallon a day from my cows. And the solitude is nice too.
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Originally posted by Farbin Kaiber View PostReally, there is nothing like waking up early as hell, in temperatures sub-zero with the windchill, pulling a feisty 900+lbs. woman who don't want her nips touched. Then once you get her buttered up, pressing your head into her nether-regions to prevent her from kicking your milkbucket over, shitting everywhere, but looking up at you with longing eyes. All she wants is your grain, and some grass.
But, the milk is amazing, thick cream you have to scoop off, to later be put in fresh ground coffee. I cannot drink regular milk due to Lactose Intolerance, but I can finish a gallon a day from my cows. And the solitude is nice too.I Timothy 2:1-2
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Originally posted by StereoInstaller1 View Postclosest you are gonna get is a stash of Psilocybin in a pile of cowshit.
Just saying.....Need parts now? Need them cheap? steve@blunttech.com
Chief Sales Officer, Midwest Division—Blunt Tech Industries
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Originally posted by z31maniac View PostDidn't figure we'd see you posting in this section.
Just saying.....
If this retarded subforum is gonna keep the political bullshit out of my beloved E30 forums, bring it.
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Originally posted by StereoInstaller1 View Postyou really are a closed minded stubborn son of a bitch, aren't ya?
If this retarded subforum is gonna keep the political bullshit out of my beloved E30 forums, bring it.Need parts now? Need them cheap? steve@blunttech.com
Chief Sales Officer, Midwest Division—Blunt Tech Industries
www.gutenparts.com
One stop shopping for NEW, USED and EURO PARTS!
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Originally posted by z31maniac View PostYou really are a sour, old bastard who can't take a little dig, aren't ya?
I love ya anyway!
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