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    #16
    Real reason for raising cows found.

    Originally posted by whysimon
    WTF is hello Kitty (I'm 28 with no kids and I don't have cable)

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      #17
      Dammit again Fred. Stop telling everyone.

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        #18
        For the milk and shared early morning solitude whilst milking?

        Originally posted by whysimon
        WTF is hello Kitty (I'm 28 with no kids and I don't have cable)

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          #19
          Really, there is nothing like waking up early as hell, in temperatures sub-zero with the windchill, pulling a feisty 900+lbs. woman who don't want her nips touched. Then once you get her buttered up, pressing your head into her nether-regions to prevent her from kicking your milkbucket over, shitting everywhere, but looking up at you with longing eyes. All she wants is your grain, and some grass.

          But, the milk is amazing, thick cream you have to scoop off, to later be put in fresh ground coffee. I cannot drink regular milk due to Lactose Intolerance, but I can finish a gallon a day from my cows. And the solitude is nice too.

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            #20
            Originally posted by Farbin Kaiber View Post
            Really, there is nothing like waking up early as hell, in temperatures sub-zero with the windchill, pulling a feisty 900+lbs. woman who don't want her nips touched. Then once you get her buttered up, pressing your head into her nether-regions to prevent her from kicking your milkbucket over, shitting everywhere, but looking up at you with longing eyes. All she wants is your grain, and some grass.

            But, the milk is amazing, thick cream you have to scoop off, to later be put in fresh ground coffee. I cannot drink regular milk due to Lactose Intolerance, but I can finish a gallon a day from my cows. And the solitude is nice too.
            There in no POL in this thread :giggle:
            I Timothy 2:1-2

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              #21
              Well, I guess I could throw this at it...

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                #22
                thread crapping: INITIATED
                Slicktop City!

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                  #23
                  Originally posted by StereoInstaller1 View Post
                  closest you are gonna get is a stash of Psilocybin in a pile of cowshit.
                  Didn't figure we'd see you posting in this section.

                  Just saying.....
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                    #24
                    Originally posted by z31maniac View Post
                    Didn't figure we'd see you posting in this section.

                    Just saying.....
                    you really are a closed minded stubborn son of a bitch, aren't ya?

                    If this retarded subforum is gonna keep the political bullshit out of my beloved E30 forums, bring it.

                    Closing SOON!
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                      #25
                      Originally posted by StereoInstaller1 View Post
                      you really are a closed minded stubborn son of a bitch, aren't ya?

                      If this retarded subforum is gonna keep the political bullshit out of my beloved E30 forums, bring it.
                      You really are a sour, old bastard who can't take a little dig, aren't ya?
                      Need parts now? Need them cheap? steve@blunttech.com
                      Chief Sales Officer, Midwest Division—Blunt Tech Industries

                      www.gutenparts.com
                      One stop shopping for NEW, USED and EURO PARTS!

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                        #26
                        Originally posted by z31maniac View Post
                        You really are a sour, old bastard who can't take a little dig, aren't ya?
                        Yeah, pretty much.

                        I love ya anyway!

                        Closing SOON!
                        "LAST CHANCE FOR G.A.S." DEAL IS ON NOW

                        Luke AT germanaudiospecialties DOT com or text 425-761-6450, or for quickest answers, call me at the shop 360-669-0398

                        Thanks for 10 years of fun!

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