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    SSworxs " Aggressive Widebody Fenders"

    Someone shared this on the facebook page. But I figured I post it here for those who haven't seen it.



    I honestly thought it was a joke or photoshop at first. But no. This is real. And you can actually BUY it.

    http://www.ebay.com/itm/SSworxs-Bmw-...FZClVx&vxp=mtr

    "SSworxs Bmw E30 Aggressive Widebody Fenders

    We have Finally Created a full Metal Kit for your BMW E30 2dr Coupe Convertible.!!

    this is a weld-on Kit that is DTM inspired.

    product Includes-

    Front Left

    Front right

    Rear Left

    Rear Right

    The Front Fender Portion is made longer to work with several bumpers and is allowed to be adjusted for wheel clearances for your setup!

    The Rear is the same setup as the Front

    Fetal Fender Flares are stronger and will last longer!

    Metal Fenders gives an OEM Feel and style.

    Professional Installation is Required for perfect results."

    Originally posted by 2mAn
    The BMW V6 is the best

    #2
    Professional installation requires having a fire marshall there to make sure you don't destroy anything else when you set it on fire.
    Originally posted by blunttech
    Levent guzzles vanilla hazelnut creamer like its my semen
    :shock:

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      #3
      You forgot to include how much. It's priced to move at only $999, I wonder if we can get a BG going?!?!?
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      1989 - 325i Convertible Bronzit m30b35 swapped [SCRAPPED], 325i Sedan Alpine Auto[DD]
      1991 - 325i Coupe Laguna Manual [Project], 535i Sedan Alpine [SCRAPPED]

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        #4
        Someone thought "I know, I'll do a garbage wide body kit", had a bunch of "Ehh that's good enough I guess" moments while making this, and thinks that people who actually love their cars will weld this on.

        I spy with my little eye someone who got tossed down some stairs as a baby.

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          #5
          Also: "Fetal fender flares"

          Clearly we have a man with an eye for details here.

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            #6
            The bumper transitions are amazing haha


            1989 325is l 1984 euro 320i l 1970 2002 Racecar
            1991 318i 4dr slick top


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              #7
              shouldnt this be moved to the R3V facebook moments.... sigh
              Simon
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              -1999 996.1 911 4/98 3.8L 6-Speed, 21st Century Beetle

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                #8
                Originally posted by Shangsta View Post
                Professional installation requires having a fire marshall there to make sure you don't destroy anything else when you set it on fire.
                Honestly, if you buy this kit you should probably have your garage/shop burned down too.

                Originally posted by 2mAn View Post
                shouldnt this be moved to the R3V facebook moments.... sigh
                didn't think about that...

                Originally posted by 2mAn
                The BMW V6 is the best

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                  #9
                  It actually started on the R3v FB page, but some asshat brought this eye cancer onto the forums. Blah.
                  My previous build (currently E30-less)
                  http://www.r3vlimited.com/board/showthread.php?t=170390

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                    #10
                    I'd run some bottle caps with it for that tucked-in look.
                    ACS S3 Build / Dinan 5 E34

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                      #11
                      It looks like it'll add about a foot to the overall body width, ie, super wide car, silly wide tires that will be impossible to find. And it looks like absolute shit. And it costs a grand - I would have guessed maybe $250.

                      Some people just shouldn't bother.

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by Levy3Poop View Post
                        Also: "Fetal fender flares"
                        He's not wrong.

                        It looks like an abortion.
                        -OVULATOR (as named by jflip2002)

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                          #13
                          What a hack job. Someone with the skills to install that has the skills to make a better looking set of flares.

                          IG @turbovarg
                          '91 318is, M20 turbo
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                            #14
                            No f'n way that is serious.
                            No way
                            That is an elaborate joke.
                            Gotta be.
                            That cannot be for real
                            Jimmy P.
                            87 E30 M3 Prodrive British Touring Car
                            88 E30 M3 Zinnoberot - Garage Queen
                            88 E30 M3 Lachsilber - SCCA SPU #98
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                              #15
                              that rear wheel looks photoshopped. And by photoshopped I mean windows 98 version of ms-paint.

                              I mean all the power to them for giving it a go. Price is a bit steap, if it was alot cheaper it might suit a lemons car:P

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