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    #16
    speaking of sterile, how about the tone in this thread

    My dad had it done after my second sister was born. I've never really felt the need to, but I try my best not to date crazies. With all the different kinds of bc around, I don't really see it happening. Plus medical complications etc etc


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      #17
      One time I used a live rattlesnake as a condom.

      true story.
      If it's got tits or tires, it's gonna cost ya!

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        #18
        Originally posted by Stanley Rockafella View Post
        One time I used a live rattlesnake as a condom.

        true story.
        mmmmm kinky

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          #19
          anyone ever try those sheepskin condoms? it was kind of like tossing a smelly, greasy garbage bag on your dick held on with a rubber band at the base. how the hell were those ever a thing?

          as to the subject of this thread, my wife and i have been doing the catholic "rythum method" for the last 14 years or so that we have been together. no booboo's so far. since she is almost 50 at this point, i am assuming we won't need to bother with it much longer.
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            #20
            I was ready to do it when our 3rd was born, but my wife was like...hmmm no. She's had 3 miscarriages so I understood. She said she'd be fine with me getting one 9 months before her 40th birthday as her present. Found out #4 was on the way AND I needed hernia surgery while she was pregant, she quickly agreed to me getting a twofer.
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              #21
              Originally posted by flyboyx View Post
              anyone ever try those sheepskin condoms? it was kind of like tossing a smelly, greasy garbage bag on your dick held on with a rubber band at the base. how the hell were those ever a thing?

              as to the subject of this thread, my wife and i have been doing the catholic "rythum method" for the last 14 years or so that we have been together. no booboo's so far. since she is almost 50 at this point, i am assuming we won't need to bother with it much longer.
              It works!

              But, from experience... When she says you are out of the window, don't say "One day won't make a difference" and keep on plowing.

              We did this for 3 years, then I said one day won't make a difference. And we had our first.

              Wouldn't change it though. That kid made a man out of me.
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                #22
                heh so plot twist my wife is preggers again......fuuuuuuuu

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                  #23
                  Originally posted by kickinindian View Post
                  heh so plot twist my wife is preggers again......fuuuuuuuu
                  good job fucker! (literally). congratulations!
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                    #24
                    Originally posted by flyboyx View Post
                    good job fucker! (literally). congratulations!

                    :rippedoff::rippedoff:
                    yea....thanks

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                      #25
                      It's on the list of things to do. I'll get it done eventually since I don't want kids.
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                        #26
                        Never had the snip. I'm just assuming I'm shooting blanks anyway, since condoms are lame and I haven't knocked anyone up.
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                          #27
                          Originally posted by kickinindian View Post
                          heh so plot twist my wife is preggers again......fuuuuuuuu
                          did you get the follow up test? Or have you had any Fedex/UPS deliveries lately?
                          BEERTECH

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                            #28
                            I need to get the snip snip. Mrs. Melon has a lovely daughter from a previous relationship, but we don't want any mini melons of our own.
                            I do things.

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                              #29
                              Originally posted by Rob View Post
                              did you get the follow up test? Or have you had any Fedex/UPS deliveries lately?
                              Lol I took the 6 week test and I still got the men marching to the front so it's definitely me, my wife never leaves me alone so I know it's not anyone else

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                                #30
                                Originally posted by kickinindian View Post
                                Lol I took the 6 week test and I still got the men marching to the front so it's definitely me, my wife never leaves me alone so I know it's not anyone else

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                                Do you get a refund on the snip? Also, how did the "snip" fail exactly? I always assumed that the tubes were severed or something.

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