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[MrBurgundy]

[mrsleeve]

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I dont think his girl will be amused with a butt plug attached to a fist..... but you never know midwesterners can surprise ya sometimes

[Ryan...]

That might fit into my budget and still allow me to purchase a rifle..


** Edit, I mean the butt plug attached to my hand. That blue sapphire is probably WAY outside my budget.

[george graves]

but you never know midwesterners can surprise ya sometimes

Midwestern girls are awesome. Well not as good as mormon girls, but whatever.

[flyboyx]

Cue that shitty Train song...

"hey soul sister"?

I was going to tell my ex boss's "butthole licking" story but it seems all the problems have been solved and everything is right with the r3v world. my advice isn't timely but the ring is probably the right choice. I am going to file this thread in my memory bank and come back to it in a few years to see. best of luck with this man.

[roguetoaster]

Well not as good as mormon girls, but whatever.

I don't think that was part of the Beach Boys song.

[flyboyx]

Well not as good as mormon girls, but whatever.

to add to this...in my experience they are all into "soaking", "ncmo", and butt sex so they can be virgins on wedding day. god bless 'em....eh....I guess

[roguetoaster]

to add to this...in my experience they are all into "soaking", "ncmo", and butt sex so they can be virgins on wedding day. god bless 'em....eh....I guess

How in the heck did you discover those terms? I had to look them up. But in reality, a town in PA is just that, no matter the hole.

No, flyboyx, before you ask, the ear canals, nose, and navel do not count.

[2mAn]

to add to this...in my experience they are all into "soaking", "ncmo", and butt sex so they can be virgins on wedding day. god bless 'em....eh....I guess

How in the heck did you discover those terms? I had to look them up. But in reality, a town in PA is just that, no matter the hole.

No, flyboyx, before you ask, the ear canals, nose, and navel do not count.

Im afraid to look those up, can you give me a PG-13 version of what those are? Im guessing anal, but WTF is soaking?

[decay]

Im guessing anal, but WTF is soaking?

insert. then don't thrust. that's soaking.

it's basically the new generation discovering tantric sex.

[wworm]

Surprised more folks didnt vote for paint considering this is a goddamn car forum...yall are a buncha softies

[flyboyx]

decay is right about soaking. as far as I know, you just stick it in the hole, don't move, and see how long you can keep it hard. ncmo is non committed make out. I know you know about butt sechs. (don't make me bust out that valentines day photo with Klaus lol) to expand on the last one, there is a movement with the younger generation of mormons to simply have anal instead of vaginal sex so they are still-at least in their minds-virgins on the day they marry. in my experience, I think oral sex is on the table for a lot of them too.

How in the heck did you discover those terms? I had to look them up. But in reality, a town in PA is just that, no matter the hole.

No, flyboyx, before you ask, the ear canals, nose, and navel do not count.

lol. I am an airline pilot. my previous job employed 3400 crew members at one time in the distant past. the present company employs about 1300 and counting. that is one heck of a cross section of the nation's population. 4 days with a guy(or girl) and you could just imagine the conversation at 37,000' spread over 4 days time. I found the LDS members carry around some insane stories. sometimes you gotta tell someone. if the minister finds out, you're gonna get excommunicated. who the hell would I blab to? for some reason, I apparently have the personality where people often come to me to solicit advice or just to unload.


in respect to the "any hole" comment, might as well look up "stoma fucking". that will give you a fine image to go to sleep with.

[roguetoaster]

in respect to the "any hole" comment, might as well look up "stoma fucking". that will give you a fine image to go to sleep with.

Well, now that it's past noon I look it up, edit coming soon.

Edit:

Why, just why? So many other options to choose from and someone chooses that?

[CMBusch]

"hey soul sister"?

I was going to tell my ex boss's "butthole licking" story but it seems all the problems have been solved and everything is right with the r3v world. my advice isn't timely but the ring is probably the right choice. I am going to file this thread in my memory bank and come back to it in a few years to see. best of luck with this man.

Yes, "Hey Soul Sister." Although, that's my mistake, I should've specified. All Train songs are shitty.

Edit: This got a outta hand... or in hand depending on how you see it. Regarding PA, that applies to small towns (not Philly or Pittsburgh). Anyone is more attractive than that guy with the missing teeth and dip lip that's already taken by his sister. I love the work arounds that girls make up to still be virgins. It's kind of annoying, but never a dealbreaker.

[Schnitzer318is]

Yes, "Hey Soul Sister." Although, that's my mistake, I should've specified. All Train songs are shitty.

Meh... I still have a nostalgic soft spot for "Drops of Jupiter."