my baby is busted

[Kershaw]

I don't know wht is wrong with my car. it will start, then idle, but as soon as kick the throttle to the floor it dies. hlap!!11 i can drift in between two semis for a short time, but then the engine dies. i can only r3v my car into 4 things at a time. i dont knwo what is happinin. Pleez, pleez, pleeez, help me.

edit:
i found out what the problem was. my compression was gone in half my cylinders and my tie rods were loose and my intake boot was loose and my rear diff was loose and my oil pan was loose and my gas cap was loose. but i went around my car with a screwdriver and tightened everything up and now she runs GREAT!

THANK YOU!

[kronus]

try whacking parts of the motor with a wrench while yelling "YOU WANT SUMMA DIS? HUH?"

[Davenandez]

Phaedon, what the fuck just happened!?

[long tall eta]

I don't know wht is wrong with my car. it will start, then idle, but as soon as kick the throttle to the floor it dies. hlap!!11 i can drift in between two semis for a short time, but then the engine dies. i can only r3v my car into 4 things at a time. i dont knwo what is happinin. Pleez, pleez, pleeez, help me.

edit:
i found out what the problem was. my compression was gone in half my cylinders and my tie rods were loose and my intake boot was loose and my rear diff was loose and my oil pan was loose and my gas cap was loose. but i went around my car with a screwdriver and tightened everything up and now she runs GREAT!

THANK YOU!

tech support a plenty

[accident]

try whacking parts of the motor with a wrench while yelling "YOU WANT SUMMA DIS? HUH?"

i personally fixed kronus' car this way.

[jasonsnoddy]

Wat

[BillBrasky]

try whacking parts of the motor with a wrench while yelling "YOU WANT SUMMA DIS? HUH?"

This method also works when picking up girls at the bar.

[Sailor37]

i can drift in between two semis for a short time,
!

Hoamboy showing you the ropes in the parkin lots, eh?

[Kershaw]

apparently "going around the car and tightening things" fixes everything.

http://www.r3vlimited.com/board/showthread.php?t=181129

[Dozyproductions]

you played us all along.

[Adrian_Visser]

I also wanted to make fun of the OP of that thread. We really need a facepalm emoticon around here.

[Farbin Kaiber]

try whacking parts of the motor with a wrench while yelling "YOU WANT SUMMA DIS? HUH?"

It really works.

[TexasTerp]

I like to stand on top of the engine and jump on it while yelling "seta pistons, seta pistons, seta pistons!". Just ask Yun he'll tell you it works.

[Raxe]

Bilstein Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one
the kid is not my son
aheee heeeeee heeeeee

[payney8]

no