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i hope thats treated, you would be a laughing stock (more so than now) if you car had termites and rust eating away at it.
Oh my gawd...you're almost as bad as Miatamania...not quite though. At least your remarks have some amount of brain cell input?
It's treated all right...wiff 30 weight motor oil!!!
As far as being "a laughing stock ", you, my not so well endowed homosexual acquaintance, are pushing the envelope with that Front wheel drive POS Camry "Ralleye" photo.
If I were you, I'd be absolutely embarassed to post such a lame ass car (posing as a Ralleye car) in my siggy. And to add insult to injury, you state you're a "Superstar"?? Hhahahahah...a "Superstar" at front end plowing over steer.
It has no redeeming "Ralleye" qualifications and is absolutely pathetic.
Your helmet must have a big fucking "L" on the forehead?
sigpic BMW Master Star Technician
'72 02 Weber
'75 Opel Ascona Weber S
'82 e21Weber S
'84 535iS
'86 535i Uber Beater
'89 325i(S) Need LSD.
'89 325iCS
15+ parts cars
hahahahahahahahaa...you're fucking kidding me, right?
There was a Ford Escort trying to keep up with me through the woods on my dirtbike track. I went down a steep incline...through 10" of mud (the edge of a dried up pond) and up and over a nice jump. The FWD Escort stuffed his radiator into his engine...broke some motor mounts, then limped home leaving a trail of antifreeze. That POS Camry would endure the identical result.
You guys think you know it all. You do not. I on the other hand...know nothing.
Oh..i forgot...the Escort also tore up a front U-joint when the motor mounts let go.
sigpic BMW Master Star Technician
'72 02 Weber
'75 Opel Ascona Weber S
'82 e21Weber S
'84 535iS
'86 535i Uber Beater
'89 325i(S) Need LSD.
'89 325iCS
15+ parts cars
Are you hitting on me?
Westport, eh?
Did Mummy & Daddy buy you your first car?
If you bank account is up to par with all of your silver spoon buddies, you could be my New Sugar Daddy. I've worn Blunt out.
But...you'll have to wear one of these:
You see, if I drive down to meat you, my '84 535iS needs it's ECU defragged every 30 miles or so.
Normally, I defrag it myself:
but if you're my new co-pilot, you'll have to take on the task at every rest stop (among other adventurous things we can do there in the men's bathroom). I don't want any of your poop (nor my seepage from you)on my Motronics!!!
sigpic BMW Master Star Technician
'72 02 Weber
'75 Opel Ascona Weber S
'82 e21Weber S
'84 535iS
'86 535i Uber Beater
'89 325i(S) Need LSD.
'89 325iCS
15+ parts cars
but if you're my new co-pilot, you'll have to take on the task at every rest stop (among other adventurous things we can do there in the men's bathroom). I don't want any of your poop (nor my seepage from you)on my Motronics!!!
Did you actually go through the effort of taking a picture of a motronic unit in your ass?
Hey ShitEater!! If I want any shit outta you, I'll reach down your esophagus.
But, i won't use my arm...you can just fill up the receptacle tip.
sigpic BMW Master Star Technician
'72 02 Weber
'75 Opel Ascona Weber S
'82 e21Weber S
'84 535iS
'86 535i Uber Beater
'89 325i(S) Need LSD.
'89 325iCS
15+ parts cars
please dont question him. he will go on and on and on and on.
Yes, on and on and on...much like the frequency of JHomo changing his underwear (or clothes for that matter). The friggin' guy looks like a homeless drunken bum.
sigpic BMW Master Star Technician
'72 02 Weber
'75 Opel Ascona Weber S
'82 e21Weber S
'84 535iS
'86 535i Uber Beater
'89 325i(S) Need LSD.
'89 325iCS
15+ parts cars
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