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  • Joe318is
    R3V OG
    • Sep 2005
    • 6451

    #421
    The camry would tear that e28 apart.

    only good use for the mbus right now would be a demo derby with your fleet of rusty bmws and opels.


    Originally posted by vlad
    Do you know anybody else who built that many bad ass E30s?

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    • jbag
      Advanced Member
      • Feb 2006
      • 143

      #422
      Originally posted by gazellebeigem3


      i hope thats treated, you would be a laughing stock (more so than now) if you car had termites and rust eating away at it.
      Oh my gawd...you're almost as bad as Miatamania...not quite though. At least your remarks have some amount of brain cell input?
      It's treated all right...wiff 30 weight motor oil!!!

      As far as being "a laughing stock ", you, my not so well endowed homosexual acquaintance, are pushing the envelope with that Front wheel drive POS Camry "Ralleye" photo.
      If I were you, I'd be absolutely embarassed to post such a lame ass car (posing as a Ralleye car) in my siggy. And to add insult to injury, you state you're a "Superstar"?? Hhahahahah...a "Superstar" at front end plowing over steer.
      It has no redeeming "Ralleye" qualifications and is absolutely pathetic.
      Your helmet must have a big fucking "L" on the forehead?
      sigpic
      BMW Master Star Technician
      '72 02 Weber
      '75 Opel Ascona Weber S
      '82 e21Weber S
      '84 535iS
      '86 535i Uber Beater
      '89 325i(S) Need LSD.
      '89 325iCS
      15+ parts cars

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      • Optimator
        E30 Fanatic
        • Aug 2008
        • 1396

        #423
        Mr. jbag, you're quite buff for an older homosexual. You must be the talk of the M4M section of Hartford Craigslist.
        -OVULATOR (as named by jflip2002)

        Past Cars: Schwarz 1990 325i-2 (crashed), Calypsorot 1991 325i-2 Sport (rear ended)
        Now: Blake-stitched mediocrity :(

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        • jbag
          Advanced Member
          • Feb 2006
          • 143

          #424
          Originally posted by Joe318is
          The camry would tear that e28 apart.

          .
          hahahahahahahahaa...you're fucking kidding me, right?
          There was a Ford Escort trying to keep up with me through the woods on my dirtbike track. I went down a steep incline...through 10" of mud (the edge of a dried up pond) and up and over a nice jump. The FWD Escort stuffed his radiator into his engine...broke some motor mounts, then limped home leaving a trail of antifreeze. That POS Camry would endure the identical result.
          You guys think you know it all. You do not. I on the other hand...know nothing.

          Oh..i forgot...the Escort also tore up a front U-joint when the motor mounts let go.
          sigpic
          BMW Master Star Technician
          '72 02 Weber
          '75 Opel Ascona Weber S
          '82 e21Weber S
          '84 535iS
          '86 535i Uber Beater
          '89 325i(S) Need LSD.
          '89 325iCS
          15+ parts cars

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          • jbag
            Advanced Member
            • Feb 2006
            • 143

            #425
            Originally posted by Optimator
            Mr. jbag, you're quite buff .
            Are you hitting on me?
            Westport, eh?
            Did Mummy & Daddy buy you your first car?
            If you bank account is up to par with all of your silver spoon buddies, you could be my New Sugar Daddy. I've worn Blunt out.
            But...you'll have to wear one of these:





            You see, if I drive down to meat you, my '84 535iS needs it's ECU defragged every 30 miles or so.
            Normally, I defrag it myself:



            but if you're my new co-pilot, you'll have to take on the task at every rest stop (among other adventurous things we can do there in the men's bathroom). I don't want any of your poop (nor my seepage from you)on my Motronics!!!
            sigpic
            BMW Master Star Technician
            '72 02 Weber
            '75 Opel Ascona Weber S
            '82 e21Weber S
            '84 535iS
            '86 535i Uber Beater
            '89 325i(S) Need LSD.
            '89 325iCS
            15+ parts cars

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            • TDE30
              R3V OG
              • Feb 2008
              • 7042

              #426
              '84 535is, eh?
              - Trey

              E90 325i/6 (ZSP, ZPP, ZCW)
              E36 325i sedan
              E30 325i sedan
              Volvo 945T

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              • Joe318is
                R3V OG
                • Sep 2005
                • 6451

                #427
                Originally posted by TDE30
                '84 535is, eh?
                please dont question him. he will go on and on and on and on.


                Originally posted by vlad
                Do you know anybody else who built that many bad ass E30s?

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                • SamE30e
                  R3V Elite
                  • Sep 2007
                  • 4319

                  #428
                  Originally posted by jbag


                  but if you're my new co-pilot, you'll have to take on the task at every rest stop (among other adventurous things we can do there in the men's bathroom). I don't want any of your poop (nor my seepage from you)on my Motronics!!!
                  Did you actually go through the effort of taking a picture of a motronic unit in your ass?
                  1985 325e 2.8 Turbo VEMS

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                  • Joe318is
                    R3V OG
                    • Sep 2005
                    • 6451

                    #429
                    Originally posted by SamE30e
                    Did you actually go through the effort of taking a picture of a motronic unit in your ass?
                    EBay sale


                    Originally posted by vlad
                    Do you know anybody else who built that many bad ass E30s?

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                    • jbag
                      Advanced Member
                      • Feb 2006
                      • 143

                      #430
                      Originally posted by PhillyG
                      Thats pretty badass, looks really fun.
                      Hey ShitEater!! If I want any shit outta you, I'll reach down your esophagus.

                      But, i won't use my arm...you can just fill up the receptacle tip.

                      sigpic
                      BMW Master Star Technician
                      '72 02 Weber
                      '75 Opel Ascona Weber S
                      '82 e21Weber S
                      '84 535iS
                      '86 535i Uber Beater
                      '89 325i(S) Need LSD.
                      '89 325iCS
                      15+ parts cars

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                      • SamE30e
                        R3V Elite
                        • Sep 2007
                        • 4319

                        #431
                        Originally posted by Joe318is
                        EBay sale

                        So thats not his pre-pubescent ass?
                        1985 325e 2.8 Turbo VEMS

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                        • jbag
                          Advanced Member
                          • Feb 2006
                          • 143

                          #432
                          Originally posted by Joe318is
                          please dont question him. he will go on and on and on and on.
                          Yes, on and on and on...much like the frequency of JHomo changing his underwear (or clothes for that matter). The friggin' guy looks like a homeless drunken bum.
                          sigpic
                          BMW Master Star Technician
                          '72 02 Weber
                          '75 Opel Ascona Weber S
                          '82 e21Weber S
                          '84 535iS
                          '86 535i Uber Beater
                          '89 325i(S) Need LSD.
                          '89 325iCS
                          15+ parts cars

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                          • Edev
                            No R3VLimiter
                            • Aug 2008
                            • 3731

                            #433
                            Originally posted by jbag
                            hahahahah.
                            M Coupe

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                            • Money$hit
                              Banned
                              • Mar 2008
                              • 1604

                              #434
                              That off road e28 looks sick.

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                              • CorvallisBMW
                                Long Schlong Longhammer
                                • Feb 2005
                                • 13039

                                #435
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