I think it's too late, cut it off now to prevent losing your entire arm to gangrene. True story.
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just stuck my finger in a blender and pressed the trigger!!!
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Price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. I repeat: price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. That's Vagiclean. We've got a customer down here with a full-on fallopian fungus. I'm baking a loaf of bread and I think it's sourdough.
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Dude don't lie. It looks like you just got done finger banging your GF she just so happened to be....well, you know... ;)
Lolz but seriously :jk:
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Originally posted by F34R View PostBlend your face next time retard, and whocares unless you lost a finger."We praise or find fault, depending on which of the two provides more opportunity for our powers of judgement to shine."
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Oh. Stop whineing. Your gonna live its a long ways from your heart. :)
Its only a finger anyway.Originally posted by FusionIf a car is the epitome of freedom, than an electric car is house arrest with your wife titty fucking your next door neighbor.
The Desire to Save Humanity is Always a False Front for the Urge to Rule it- H. L. Mencken
Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants.
William Pitt-
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Originally posted by mrsleeve View PostOh. Stop whineing. Your gonna live its a long ways from your heart. :)
Its only a finger anyway.
Originally posted by Rsully70sev View PostKnow how I know you're gay?
...you were making salad dressing with an immersion blender.
Finger update. Just talked to my mom who is a midwife and a nurse and she said I would have been wasting my time in the emergency room last night. The three cuts can not be stitched because of how close together and jagged they are and I am allergic to tetanus shots. I am just keeping it clean dry and wrapped up. As I have said before, "its not the worst I have had." Thanks for all the kind words and advice guys! lol
cleaning it this morning
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"The bitterness of poor quality remains long after the sweetness of low price is forgotten."
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Originally posted by lolcantturn View Post
1991 BMW 318i (Old Shell RIP, Now Being Re-shelled & Reborn)
1983 Peugeot 505 STI
1992 Volvo 240 Wagon
2009 Toyota 4Runner SR5 Sport 4WD
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