just stuck my finger in a blender and pressed the trigger!!!

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  • DatUtahGuy
    No R3VLimiter
    • Jan 2007
    • 3146
    #31
    I think it's too late, cut it off now to prevent losing your entire arm to gangrene. True story.
    YOUTUBE: AR Perez
    - - -
    If lucky, the E36 will die peacefully, in its natural habitat, and be given the prestigious honor of donating its parts to an E30

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      • m73m95
        Grease Monkey
        • May 2011
        • 319
        #32

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          • AbeSonic
            Price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. I repeat: price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. That's Vagiclean. We've got a customer down here with a full-on fallopian fungus. I'm baking a loaf of bread and I think it's sourdough.
            • Sep 2010
            • 3635
            #33
            Dude don't lie. It looks like you just got done finger banging your GF she just so happened to be....well, you know... ;)

            Lolz but seriously :jk:

            out dated sig is out dated

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              • ohthejosh
                R3V Elite
                • Mar 2010
                • 4963
                #34
                Okay now everyone imagine if you were wasted as fck and..............




                It was your dick.






                Cringe more than when I told you guys to imagine getting a slow paper cut on the tip aye?


                JK OP your a testiment to the manliest of men but eats salads! btw was it gushing or just slowly leaking blood?
                SO MUCH MORE TO DO!!
                IG: ohthejosh

                LEGIT CHECK ME BRUH
                BUYER FEEDBACK THREAD

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                  • Rsully70sev
                    R3VLimited
                    • Sep 2010
                    • 2391
                    #35
                    Know how I know you're gay?


                    ...you were making salad dressing with an immersion blender.

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                      • e30trooper
                        R3V OG
                        • Mar 2009
                        • 11576
                        #36
                        Nice one dude!

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                          • Turf1600
                            R3V OG
                            • Nov 2006
                            • 9815
                            #37
                            Originally posted by F34R
                            Blend your face next time retard, and whocares unless you lost a finger.
                            Hey can you do me a favor and try to sound like more of a douche?
                            "We praise or find fault, depending on which of the two provides more opportunity for our powers of judgement to shine."

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                              • KenC
                                King of Kegstands
                                • Oct 2003
                                • 14396
                                #38
                                Originally posted by Rsully70sev
                                Know how I know you're gay?


                                ...you were making salad dressing with an immersion blender.
                                He's a chef, IIRC.
                                Originally posted by Gruelius
                                and i do not know what bugg brakes are.

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                                  • mrsleeve
                                    I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
                                    • Mar 2005
                                    • 16385
                                    #39
                                    Oh. Stop whineing. Your gonna live its a long ways from your heart. :)


                                    Its only a finger anyway.
                                    Originally posted by Fusion
                                    If a car is the epitome of freedom, than an electric car is house arrest with your wife titty fucking your next door neighbor.
                                    The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money. -Alexis de Tocqueville


                                    The Desire to Save Humanity is Always a False Front for the Urge to Rule it- H. L. Mencken

                                    Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants.
                                    William Pitt-

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                                      • deutschman
                                        R3V Elite
                                        • May 2008
                                        • 5958
                                        #40
                                        Originally posted by mrsleeve
                                        Oh. Stop whineing. Your gonna live its a long ways from your heart. :)


                                        Its only a finger anyway.
                                        Dam strait!

                                        Originally posted by Rsully70sev
                                        Know how I know you're gay?


                                        ...you were making salad dressing with an immersion blender.







                                        Finger update. Just talked to my mom who is a midwife and a nurse and she said I would have been wasting my time in the emergency room last night. The three cuts can not be stitched because of how close together and jagged they are and I am allergic to tetanus shots. I am just keeping it clean dry and wrapped up. As I have said before, "its not the worst I have had." Thanks for all the kind words and advice guys! lol


                                        cleaning it this morning

                                        sigpic
                                        "The bitterness of poor quality remains long after the sweetness of low price is forgotten."

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                                          • deutschman
                                            R3V Elite
                                            • May 2008
                                            • 5958
                                            #41
                                            Hope it gets better for my m20 swap in two and a half weeks :(
                                            sigpic
                                            "The bitterness of poor quality remains long after the sweetness of low price is forgotten."

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                                              • Ayman
                                                R3V Elite
                                                • Apr 2011
                                                • 4190
                                                #42
                                                I don't see that happening. That looks pretty gnarly.


                                                Originally posted by yert315
                                                Your mother is plug n play

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                                                  • mr.vang
                                                    R3V Elite
                                                    • May 2010
                                                    • 4371
                                                    #43
                                                    i just bang my pinky on sunday and its still numb. i feel your pain bud
                                                    Bought parts from me before? leave your feedback here

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                                                      • deutschman
                                                        R3V Elite
                                                        • May 2008
                                                        • 5958
                                                        #44
                                                        One handed m20 swap. I think it will be healed enough that I can work around it. Justin B finished his white caged e30 with a broken hand and a badly sprained ankle. Ill manage.
                                                        sigpic
                                                        "The bitterness of poor quality remains long after the sweetness of low price is forgotten."

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                                                          • freeride53
                                                            R3V OG
                                                            • Jul 2007
                                                            • 11972
                                                            #45
                                                            Originally posted by lolcantturn

                                                            1991 BMW 318i (Old Shell RIP, Now Being Re-shelled & Reborn)
                                                            1983 Peugeot 505 STI
                                                            1992 Volvo 240 Wagon
                                                            2009 Toyota 4Runner SR5 Sport 4WD

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