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    Lets talk Jeans.

    For some reason my fatass cannot fit into any mass produced jeans anymore. I feel like every company is cutting them really tight around the thighs. My favorite pair is a pair from Abercrombie actually, back when they actually cut them normally.

    Who actually makes a good pair anymore that fits right, without all the bullshit of me having to take one more deep breath before i tuck my nuts in to them? I wanna upper cut all these designers in the taint.

    #2
    I'm 5'9" and about 150lbs and I still can't find any jeans that fit normal and don't make me look like a homosexual. It really annoys me.

    Well, posterity, you will never know what it cost us to preserve your freedom. I only hope that you will make a good use of it. If you do not, I shall repent in heaven that I ever took half the pains to preserve it.
    ~ John Adams ~

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      #3
      Um, buy the right size? Stop eating twinkies? Stop shopping at gay ass stores like Abercrombie?

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        #4
        Get some jnco's on ebay.
        "We praise or find fault, depending on which of the two provides more opportunity for our powers of judgement to shine."

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          #5
          Originally posted by Turf1600 View Post
          Get some jnco's on ebay.

          Maybe if I were in 5th grade.

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            #6
            gap still has 'man' jeans ive found, they are good for the casual wear, nothing like the designers with dark washes and shit.
            1991 318is --- currently not road worthy
            1991 318i ---- 308K - retired

            Originally posted by RickSloan
            so if you didnt get it like that did you glue fuzzy oil to the entire thing?

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              #7
              Originally posted by TwoJ's View Post
              Um, buy the right size? Stop eating twinkies? Stop shopping at gay ass stores like Abercrombie?
              Im not fat, nor disproportionate. And I dont buy alot of shit at Abercrombie.

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                #8
                Originally posted by Nicademus View Post
                I'm 5'9" and about 150lbs and I still can't find any jeans that fit normal and don't make me look like a homosexual. It really annoys me.
                Ditto. Were like the same height, and Im about 180. Now you feel my pain.

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                  #9
                  The only jeans I find that fit correct are the ones they sell in pac sun.
                  There called bullhead. before they went to the shitty cut up and fadded style they got now. Thats where I used to get them.
                  I find them on ebay from time to time with tags still on them. I dont know what I will wear once I cant find that style.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Money$hift View Post
                    Im not fat, nor disproportionate.
                    That's exactly what a fat person would say.

                    Stick to sweat pants. You look like carl from aqua teen anyways.
                    "We praise or find fault, depending on which of the two provides more opportunity for our powers of judgement to shine."

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                      #11
                      you freaking homos with your abercrombie and jnco jeans. My 12 year old daughter wears that shit.

                      You want jeans, you buy fucking Levi's. You want cheaper ones, you get Wrangler.

                      end of discussion. the rest of that shit - leave it to the ladies.
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                        #12
                        Originally posted by dave View Post
                        you want jeans, you buy fucking levi's. You want cheaper ones, you get wrangler.
                        +1.

                        1992 BMW 325iC
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                          #13
                          My work jeans are Paper Denim & Cloth ;)
                          Originally posted by Gruelius
                          and i do not know what bugg brakes are.

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                            #14
                            AberCrOmBy n' HoLLAstEEr ya'll, that stuff's hot.

                            Not.

                            Get some American Eagle jeans, they're perfect. I had two pairs of Diesel denims, I was really pleased with them, but there's no way I could justify ~$110 per pair.
                            - Trey

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                              #15
                              My favorite jeans are RL Polo relaxed fit, and I also have these Xpress Denim Lab relaxed fits. Theyre loose on my thighs, which are large, but nice and snug on the waist which is not large. And they dont look those baggy as pants losers wear. A&F > AE. AE is cheap shit, and wouldnt be caught dead wearing it (non snob).

                              But if you are fat, youre out of luck. Lose weight, but quality. Carrots good, Donuts bad. Baked chicken breast good, fried chicken wings bad. Im just saying...
                              Originally posted by blunt
                              i would jerk larry king off while tonging jflips ass if h0lmes would blow his head off

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