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  • Money$hit
    Banned
    • Mar 2008
    • 1604

    #1

    Lets talk Jeans.

    For some reason my fatass cannot fit into any mass produced jeans anymore. I feel like every company is cutting them really tight around the thighs. My favorite pair is a pair from Abercrombie actually, back when they actually cut them normally.

    Who actually makes a good pair anymore that fits right, without all the bullshit of me having to take one more deep breath before i tuck my nuts in to them? I wanna upper cut all these designers in the taint.
  • Nicademus
    R3VLimited
    • Aug 2008
    • 2912

    #2
    I'm 5'9" and about 150lbs and I still can't find any jeans that fit normal and don't make me look like a homosexual. It really annoys me.

    Well, posterity, you will never know what it cost us to preserve your freedom. I only hope that you will make a good use of it. If you do not, I shall repent in heaven that I ever took half the pains to preserve it.
    ~ John Adams ~

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    • TwoJ's
      R3V Elite
      • Oct 2005
      • 4908

      #3
      Um, buy the right size? Stop eating twinkies? Stop shopping at gay ass stores like Abercrombie?

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      • Turf1600
        R3V OG
        • Nov 2006
        • 9815

        #4
        Get some jnco's on ebay.
        "We praise or find fault, depending on which of the two provides more opportunity for our powers of judgement to shine."

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        • Money$hit
          Banned
          • Mar 2008
          • 1604

          #5
          Originally posted by Turf1600
          Get some jnco's on ebay.

          Maybe if I were in 5th grade.

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          • jrobie79
            R3VLimited
            • Mar 2006
            • 2520

            #6
            gap still has 'man' jeans ive found, they are good for the casual wear, nothing like the designers with dark washes and shit.
            1991 318is --- currently not road worthy
            1991 318i ---- 308K - retired

            Originally posted by RickSloan
            so if you didnt get it like that did you glue fuzzy oil to the entire thing?

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            • Money$hit
              Banned
              • Mar 2008
              • 1604

              #7
              Originally posted by TwoJ's
              Um, buy the right size? Stop eating twinkies? Stop shopping at gay ass stores like Abercrombie?
              Im not fat, nor disproportionate. And I dont buy alot of shit at Abercrombie.

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              • Money$hit
                Banned
                • Mar 2008
                • 1604

                #8
                Originally posted by Nicademus
                I'm 5'9" and about 150lbs and I still can't find any jeans that fit normal and don't make me look like a homosexual. It really annoys me.
                Ditto. Were like the same height, and Im about 180. Now you feel my pain.

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                • e30this
                  No R3VLimiter
                  • Dec 2007
                  • 3580

                  #9
                  The only jeans I find that fit correct are the ones they sell in pac sun.
                  There called bullhead. before they went to the shitty cut up and fadded style they got now. Thats where I used to get them.
                  I find them on ebay from time to time with tags still on them. I dont know what I will wear once I cant find that style.

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                  • Turf1600
                    R3V OG
                    • Nov 2006
                    • 9815

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Money$hift
                    Im not fat, nor disproportionate.
                    That's exactly what a fat person would say.

                    Stick to sweat pants. You look like carl from aqua teen anyways.
                    "We praise or find fault, depending on which of the two provides more opportunity for our powers of judgement to shine."

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                    • Dave
                      E30 RAT
                      • Nov 2003
                      • 11675

                      #11
                      you freaking homos with your abercrombie and jnco jeans. My 12 year old daughter wears that shit.

                      You want jeans, you buy fucking Levi's. You want cheaper ones, you get Wrangler.

                      end of discussion. the rest of that shit - leave it to the ladies.
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                      2014 M235i
                      2009 R56 Cooper S
                      1998 M3
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                      • JasonC
                        Site Manager
                        • Aug 2006
                        • 14451

                        #12
                        Originally posted by dave
                        you want jeans, you buy fucking levi's. You want cheaper ones, you get wrangler.
                        +1.

                        1992 BMW 325iC
                        1978 Chevrolet Monte Carlo
                        1965 Chevrolet Corvair Monza 140hp

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                        • kencopperwheat
                          King of Kegstands
                          • Oct 2003
                          • 14396

                          #13
                          My work jeans are Paper Denim & Cloth ;)
                          Originally posted by Gruelius
                          and i do not know what bugg brakes are.

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                          • TDE30
                            R3V OG
                            • Feb 2008
                            • 7042

                            #14
                            AberCrOmBy n' HoLLAstEEr ya'll, that stuff's hot.

                            Not.

                            Get some American Eagle jeans, they're perfect. I had two pairs of Diesel denims, I was really pleased with them, but there's no way I could justify ~$110 per pair.
                            - Trey

                            E90 325i/6 (ZSP, ZPP, ZCW)
                            E36 325i sedan
                            E30 325i sedan
                            Volvo 945T

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                            • jflip2002
                              R3V Elite
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 4377

                              #15
                              My favorite jeans are RL Polo relaxed fit, and I also have these Xpress Denim Lab relaxed fits. Theyre loose on my thighs, which are large, but nice and snug on the waist which is not large. And they dont look those baggy as pants losers wear. A&F > AE. AE is cheap shit, and wouldnt be caught dead wearing it (non snob).

                              But if you are fat, youre out of luck. Lose weight, but quality. Carrots good, Donuts bad. Baked chicken breast good, fried chicken wings bad. Im just saying...
                              Originally posted by blunt
                              i would jerk larry king off while tonging jflips ass if h0lmes would blow his head off

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