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    Can't believe Pat Robertson hasn't claimed this!

    Authorities in several Midwestern states were flooded Wednesday night with reports of a gigantic fireball lighting up the sky, the National Weather Service said.


    Pretty cool, though.

    I am surprised that between the earthquakes, volcanoes and this occurence that the End Timers aren't giving away their possessions in preparation of that which they feel to be imminent.

    #2
    Earthquakes aren't caused by God, they're caused by Chuck Norris doing pushups. And Pat Robertson is way too scared to try and steal that credit from Chuck.

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      #3
      *warning: blasphemy ahead*

      No, earthquakes are not caused by Chuck Norris doing pushups. Earthquakes are caused by Bruce Lee knocking Chuck Norris to the ground.

      /blasphemy
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        #4
        It's just a buildup, we have a few more years before this whole world goes pop. You know it's only 4,000 years old, right? :razz:

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          #5
          ^^^^^^^^^^^^


          thought it was 6000, by the young earth crazies line of thought???????????

          You guys are right have not heard much outta OL pat lately on this end times stuff
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            #6
            It saddens me Pat Robertson's studio is literally a 30 min drive for me. Probably less.
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              #7
              I don't pay attention to that wacko.
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