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    Ever have a bad hair day?

    So yesterday I woke up a little late for work.

    You know how it is, you have to rush to get through your morning routine. No time for Starbucks, no time to sit down on the commode and ponder the mysteries of life, and definitely no time to loaf over to the sink and exfoliate your pores before hopping into the shower. That was strike one.

    Strike two was when I noticed I was running low on my Aveda Men Pure-Formance conditioner. I had probably only half as much as I usually use. Well I thought little of it. I toweled off, threw some clay in my hair, and rushed into work.

    Well, wouldn't you know it. I had the foundations of a bad. Hair. Day. EW. It was a little humid outside, you know those damp New England winter days. My hair was harder to wrangle than those greased pigs Farbin Kaiber is chasing around these days up in Udaho.

    Strike three was when I just worried myself sick over all these flyaways and whatnot. Ugh. Anyway I stocked up after work on some conditioner, and the outlook is looking good for the rest of the week.

    So has anyone else had something like this happen? You just feel not right all day long.
    57
    Yes. I felt like Samson when he got his hair cut off.
    38.60%
    22
    No. I have a buzz cut.
    29.82%
    17
    No. I am a slob.
    31.58%
    18
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      #3
      I have before.

      But I'm growing out my locks to achieve the timeless "blunt" hairstyle. You think he ever has a bad hair day?

      I think not.
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        #4
        Short buzzed hair = great hair day every day.

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          #5
          Originally posted by z31maniac View Post
          You think [blunt] ever has a bad hair day?

          I think not.
          I think so. I've seen better hair on a homeless man using boat trailer grease for product.
          -OVULATOR (as named by jflip2002)

          Past Cars: Schwarz 1990 325i-2 (crashed), Calypsorot 1991 325i-2 Sport (rear ended)
          Now: Blake-stitched mediocrity :(

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            #6
            That was me yesterday. Usually happens when I go out the night before and get too drunk. The next day just sucks all over.

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              #7
              everytime I wear a hat.
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                #8
                my receding hairline doesn't permit :down: me to have a bad hair day.

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                  #9
                  That's ok ACMF74. They say a thinning hairline is due to excess testosterone production vs. estrogen production. Or so I've heard. Enjoy your virility!

                  Mr. blunt has a full head of hair. He also is a minuteman.

                  This is a logic puzzle. Draw your own conclusions.
                  -OVULATOR (as named by jflip2002)

                  Past Cars: Schwarz 1990 325i-2 (crashed), Calypsorot 1991 325i-2 Sport (rear ended)
                  Now: Blake-stitched mediocrity :(

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                    #10
                    Pretty much every day of 6th grade. When I discovered hair gel.

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                      #11
                      I wash my hair and open car windows does the trick drying.

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                        #12
                        WTF was this all about?

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                          #13
                          I just don't care
                          Byron
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                            #14
                            Originally posted by E30SPDFRK View Post
                            I just don't care
                            yes, hence why i voted slob

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by E30SPDFRK View Post
                              I just don't care
                              You sure as hell didn't when you were rocking that lion's mane.

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