Ever have a bad hair day?

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  • Optimator
    E30 Fanatic
    • Aug 2008
    • 1396

    #1

    Ever have a bad hair day?

    So yesterday I woke up a little late for work.

    You know how it is, you have to rush to get through your morning routine. No time for Starbucks, no time to sit down on the commode and ponder the mysteries of life, and definitely no time to loaf over to the sink and exfoliate your pores before hopping into the shower. That was strike one.

    Strike two was when I noticed I was running low on my Aveda Men Pure-Formance conditioner. I had probably only half as much as I usually use. Well I thought little of it. I toweled off, threw some clay in my hair, and rushed into work.

    Well, wouldn't you know it. I had the foundations of a bad. Hair. Day. EW. It was a little humid outside, you know those damp New England winter days. My hair was harder to wrangle than those greased pigs Farbin Kaiber is chasing around these days up in Udaho.

    Strike three was when I just worried myself sick over all these flyaways and whatnot. Ugh. Anyway I stocked up after work on some conditioner, and the outlook is looking good for the rest of the week.

    So has anyone else had something like this happen? You just feel not right all day long.
    57
    Yes. I felt like Samson when he got his hair cut off.
    38.60%
    22
    No. I have a buzz cut.
    29.82%
    17
    No. I am a slob.
    31.58%
    18
    -OVULATOR (as named by jflip2002)

    Past Cars: Schwarz 1990 325i-2 (crashed), Calypsorot 1991 325i-2 Sport (rear ended)
    Now: Blake-stitched mediocrity :(
  • Massive Lee
    R3V OG
    • Sep 2006
    • 6782

    #2
    Are you metrosexual? ;)

    "Metrosexual, a portmanteau of metropolitan and heterosexual, is a neologism of the 2000s that refers to a heterosexual man (especially one living in a post-industrial, capitalist culture) that has a strong concern for his appearance or a lifestyle that displays attributes stereotypically associated with homosexual men."
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    • z31maniac
      I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
      • Dec 2007
      • 17566

      #3
      I have before.

      But I'm growing out my locks to achieve the timeless "blunt" hairstyle. You think he ever has a bad hair day?

      I think not.
      Need parts now? Need them cheap? steve@blunttech.com
      Chief Sales Officer, Midwest Division—Blunt Tech Industries

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      • stevofthahill
        R3VLimited
        • Apr 2005
        • 2468

        #4
        Short buzzed hair = great hair day every day.

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        • Optimator
          E30 Fanatic
          • Aug 2008
          • 1396

          #5
          Originally posted by z31maniac
          You think [blunt] ever has a bad hair day?

          I think not.
          I think so. I've seen better hair on a homeless man using boat trailer grease for product.
          -OVULATOR (as named by jflip2002)

          Past Cars: Schwarz 1990 325i-2 (crashed), Calypsorot 1991 325i-2 Sport (rear ended)
          Now: Blake-stitched mediocrity :(

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          • scabzzzz
            Estado de mierda de encargo
            • Jul 2007
            • 6870

            #6
            That was me yesterday. Usually happens when I go out the night before and get too drunk. The next day just sucks all over.

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            • pbr87
              E30 Modder
              • May 2008
              • 853

              #7
              everytime I wear a hat.
              Originally posted by accident
              I have achieved the title of Douche of the month.
              Discuss.
              Originally posted by kronus
              It was probably pissed off because it didn't want to pay taxes for poor people's healthcare.
              1990 300ZX TT 5spd ($6,000)
              1991 318i 4dr 5spd (DD)

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              • ACMF74
                E30 Fanatic
                • Nov 2005
                • 1245

                #8
                my receding hairline doesn't permit :down: me to have a bad hair day.

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                • Optimator
                  E30 Fanatic
                  • Aug 2008
                  • 1396

                  #9
                  That's ok ACMF74. They say a thinning hairline is due to excess testosterone production vs. estrogen production. Or so I've heard. Enjoy your virility!

                  Mr. blunt has a full head of hair. He also is a minuteman.

                  This is a logic puzzle. Draw your own conclusions.
                  -OVULATOR (as named by jflip2002)

                  Past Cars: Schwarz 1990 325i-2 (crashed), Calypsorot 1991 325i-2 Sport (rear ended)
                  Now: Blake-stitched mediocrity :(

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                  • chadthestampede
                    No R3VLimiter
                    • Jul 2008
                    • 3600

                    #10
                    Pretty much every day of 6th grade. When I discovered hair gel.

                    Originally posted by LJ851
                    I programmed my oven to turn off when my pizza was done, should i start a build thread?

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                    • Aptyp
                      R3V OG
                      • Feb 2008
                      • 6584

                      #11
                      I wash my hair and open car windows does the trick drying.

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                      • ACMF74
                        E30 Fanatic
                        • Nov 2005
                        • 1245

                        #12
                        WTF was this all about?

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                        • E30SPDFRK
                          Moderator
                          • Jul 2007
                          • 5687

                          #13
                          I just don't care
                          Byron
                          Leichtbau

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                          • gazellebeigem3
                            No R3VLimiter
                            • Jun 2005
                            • 3712

                            #14
                            Originally posted by E30SPDFRK
                            I just don't care
                            yes, hence why i voted slob

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                            • Desaevious
                              No R3VLimiter
                              • Aug 2007
                              • 3810

                              #15
                              Originally posted by E30SPDFRK
                              I just don't care
                              You sure as hell didn't when you were rocking that lion's mane.

                              SC*AR (Schwarz Army)
                              No longer stock ride height, rolling as low as a daily driver in New England should without worrying about breaking an oil pan. :up:

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