EDIT: This thread is from 4.5 years ago. It was recently mentioned in another thread, and I figured it's probably safe to bring it out of the shadows after waiting long enough for the potential shitstorm to subside. All contact info for the party involved has been redacted because some r3v members are retarded and would probably start shit with the guy. The entire fiasco went down in a space of about 10 hours... Read on and enjoy one of the most epic threads in the history or R3v :)
Got this email in response to my ad on Seattle CL, totally unsolicited. Thought it was kind of funny actually:
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5000 dollars for a 88 BMW???!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Where did you get that number from,
Are you fucking retarded???
No Phone Number, Not even a real E-Mail....???
You are the trash of Craigslist........
People like you, are the ones who clog craigslist up with all your shitty shit,
And make it harder for the people who are actually just trying to sell stuff for a great price.
206 thousand miles. What????!!!!!!!!!! You must inbred.
And you must have man titties.... cause your irrational like a dumb bitch....
You interested in a trade, I got some old snow tires and a box of rocks. NIce Rocks.
Will deliver...
Hope you didn't pay to much for that piece of shit....
Please respond with some sort of message that makes sense,
I know it might be hard for you, but just sound out the words....
206,000 miles, thats over 8 times around the world,
I don't give ah fuck how "cool" or "hip" or "clean" your bmw is,
I don't like BMW's, and I hate the people who drive them even more,
All male driver's of bmw's are pricks..... you especially.
The more customizing you do to a car the more it depreciates.
An 88 BMW is not a collectible. Its a old piece of shit you have to throw money at
to keep running. Just look at how much money you put into it.... LOL DUMB-ASS!!!!
All those fancy parts you bought just make it harder to fix when they break, and they will.
Your craigslist add was a joke, you put all this time into it,
and you don't even include your Number or Real E-mail.
All I mean is, If your trying to get 5000 Dollars from somebody, Include your real Phone Number, give me a break dip-shit.
ORANGE LIGHTS!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT ORANGE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Its old as fuck. 5000 dollars is to much.
Do you even really know what BMW stands for, I'll give you ah hint. Its an acronym.
You do know what a acronym is? RIGHT???
How bout the emblem itself?? Can you tell me about the symbolic correlation??
Those words weren't to big for you, were they???
I can see you Google-ing this shit right now.... So don't even try,,,,
And I Type 50 to 60 words a minute.
So typing an E-mail isn't as hard for me as it is for you. AGAIN.....LOL
BUY AMERICAN BITCH............
SUPPORT AMERICAN FAMILIES........
I'm just tired of people asking to much for shit and not even making it easy for people to buy it..
Thanks,
A person smarter than you...
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Sounds like someone has a bit of sand in their vag. What does R3v feel is a good response to such an approach? I'm curious to hear what you guys come up with (especially Blunt!)
P.S. I didn't re-format or anything, his email really was all broken in to weird paragraphs.
Got this email in response to my ad on Seattle CL, totally unsolicited. Thought it was kind of funny actually:
*****************************************
5000 dollars for a 88 BMW???!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Where did you get that number from,
Are you fucking retarded???
No Phone Number, Not even a real E-Mail....???
You are the trash of Craigslist........
People like you, are the ones who clog craigslist up with all your shitty shit,
And make it harder for the people who are actually just trying to sell stuff for a great price.
206 thousand miles. What????!!!!!!!!!! You must inbred.
And you must have man titties.... cause your irrational like a dumb bitch....
You interested in a trade, I got some old snow tires and a box of rocks. NIce Rocks.
Will deliver...
Hope you didn't pay to much for that piece of shit....
Please respond with some sort of message that makes sense,
I know it might be hard for you, but just sound out the words....
206,000 miles, thats over 8 times around the world,
I don't give ah fuck how "cool" or "hip" or "clean" your bmw is,
I don't like BMW's, and I hate the people who drive them even more,
All male driver's of bmw's are pricks..... you especially.
The more customizing you do to a car the more it depreciates.
An 88 BMW is not a collectible. Its a old piece of shit you have to throw money at
to keep running. Just look at how much money you put into it.... LOL DUMB-ASS!!!!
All those fancy parts you bought just make it harder to fix when they break, and they will.
Your craigslist add was a joke, you put all this time into it,
and you don't even include your Number or Real E-mail.
All I mean is, If your trying to get 5000 Dollars from somebody, Include your real Phone Number, give me a break dip-shit.
ORANGE LIGHTS!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT ORANGE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Its old as fuck. 5000 dollars is to much.
Do you even really know what BMW stands for, I'll give you ah hint. Its an acronym.
You do know what a acronym is? RIGHT???
How bout the emblem itself?? Can you tell me about the symbolic correlation??
Those words weren't to big for you, were they???
I can see you Google-ing this shit right now.... So don't even try,,,,
And I Type 50 to 60 words a minute.
So typing an E-mail isn't as hard for me as it is for you. AGAIN.....LOL
BUY AMERICAN BITCH............
SUPPORT AMERICAN FAMILIES........
I'm just tired of people asking to much for shit and not even making it easy for people to buy it..
Thanks,
A person smarter than you...
**********************************
Sounds like someone has a bit of sand in their vag. What does R3v feel is a good response to such an approach? I'm curious to hear what you guys come up with (especially Blunt!)
P.S. I didn't re-format or anything, his email really was all broken in to weird paragraphs.
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