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  • lga714
    Grease Monkey
    • Feb 2010
    • 315

    #1

    Bro Trucks




    Yes these. I hate them with a passion. I don't even understand the point of them, they're useless for offroading, cant even go in a parking garage in one, and they all drive like asshats. How are they even street legal? They're everywhere out here and I worry they'll be the end of me if I'm ever rear ended.

    Tonight I was on the highway and some brah got behind me in his lifted Silverado with 10000k HID foglights and headlights, ridiculous semi truck like exhaust (which I could barely hear over his tires) tailgating me for miles. I even moved over from the left lane to the center lane and he was still on my ass :hitler: Once he pulled away his license plate frame said "move over, I'm bigger than you"

    If I'm ever a billionaire, I'm going to buy an Apache and get thousands of acres of land in Montana filled with these trucks and just blow these things to shreds.

    /rant

    mtechII 5 lug S50
  • Knoepfler
    Mod Crazy
    • Dec 2007
    • 631

    #2
    generally make it a point to fuck with them/make an ass out of myself

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    • archie
      R3V Elite
      • May 2010
      • 5448

      #3
      Bro's and Ho's aka 909ers.
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      89 M3 Zinnoberrot
      56 Isetta

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      • quikveedb2
        R3VLimited
        • Sep 2007
        • 2258

        #4
        I like this thread already.
        Originally posted by Dozyproductions
        You know why you're drinking that Pabst? No its probably not because it was the first beer you grabbed. It's because you're a winner.

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        • archie
          R3V Elite
          • May 2010
          • 5448

          #5
          It's all written right here.
          909er: The true definition of a 909er as follows: Someone from the inland areas of Southern California from the cities of Riverside, Corona, etc (Area code...
          88 M3 Diamantschwarz
          89 M3 Zinnoberrot
          56 Isetta

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          • ck_taft325is
            R3V OG
            • Sep 2007
            • 6880

            #6
            Amen. I live in the Wa state capital for these fuckers. Almost all have hids which should be illegal. Blind the shit out of me day or night.
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            • 87e30
              R3V Elite
              • Jul 2008
              • 5676

              #7
              ... good shit.
              Originally posted by z31maniac
              I just hate everyone.

              No need for discretion.

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              • lga714
                Grease Monkey
                • Feb 2010
                • 315

                #8
                Originally posted by archie

                So true,I love urbandictionary. I call them 9balls since they have 951 area code now.

                mtechII 5 lug S50

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                • Need4Speed1299
                  Advanced Member
                  • Oct 2007
                  • 119

                  #9
                  Fits all the brahs.

                  How is thisss legal?

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                  • priapism
                    E30 Enthusiast
                    • Mar 2010
                    • 1182

                    #10
                    The funny part is that most of those giant lifted trucks are 2wd, so they'd likely spin their wheels up in something as hardcore as a moderate rain shower.
                    sigpic
                    -Sean : 91 Calypso 325i : Castro Motorsports SoCal Spec E30 #33

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                    • nickpro
                      E30 Addict
                      • Nov 2010
                      • 406

                      #11
                      my friends



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                      • Anguz
                        E30 Fanatic
                        • Jun 2010
                        • 1394

                        #12
                        big lifted trucks = douchebags with small dicks

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                        • nickpro
                          E30 Addict
                          • Nov 2010
                          • 406

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Anguz
                          big lifted trucks = douchebags with small dicks

                          Small slammed cars = douchebags with small dicks


                          See? The argument goes both ways. :roll:

                          Why do you care? Has a lifted truck owner ever beat you up? Have you ever even met someone with a lifted truck? The guys I know with them are all chill as hell, and just wanna have a good time. They just have a bigger budget then us. ;)After all, we're all just automotive enthusiasts.

                          And yes, I drive a slammed car, However I also LOVE riding/driving my friends lifted truck.

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                          • Atreus
                            E30 Mastermind
                            • Sep 2008
                            • 1846

                            #14
                            i love how their fucking headlights are aimed directly for my corneas through the rearview mirror. i wonder if i slam the brakes if he'll just zoom right over the e30... lol.
                            1991 325iC - Mauritsblau sumthin metallic blue. DEAD
                            1992 525i - Silber sumthin sumthin metallic- Rolling again, needs suspension/wheels/brakes/paint.... Fuck you A4S310R; BEAT YOU.
                            1989 325i - Cirrusblau Metallic sumthin sumthin-project - trying to clean up the interior(done), then the body, then a 5spd, then suspension, then..... - [Stolen :| ]
                            1991 325iC - Calypsorot Metallic
                            1994 540i - Granitsilber

                            Originally posted by scabzzzz
                            I've had blunts cock in my mouth, but I'm not gay.

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                            • Miasma
                              R3VLimited
                              • Apr 2007
                              • 2009

                              #15
                              Bwahahahaha! The guy from jerzy defending the small dick bro truck drivers. I bet you love fist pumping and fake tans.

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