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    When your ass smells like used motor oil

    What could that mean?
    Ma che cazzo state dicendo? :|

    #2
    Use your finger, not the dipstick dipshit


    ]Real sht

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      #3
      That you've been sitting in motor oil.

      Ich gehöre nicht zur Baader-Meinhof Gruppe

      Originally posted by Top Gear
      Just imagine waking up and remembering you're Mexican.

      Every time you buy a car with DSC/ESC, Jesus kills a baby seal. With a kitten.


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        #4
        Thinking you need a fukin shower!!
        sigpic 1987 325is

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          #5
          That B*Saint was out of KY?
          Brake harder. Go faster. No shit.

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            #6
            Where is the damn poll?
            I vote...............
            A/ Blunt was there
            B/ Rob
            Originally posted by codyep3
            I hope to Christ you have looks going for you, because you sure as fuck don't have any intelligence.
            2001 silver/Blk 325 cabby. SOLD
            1988 Blk/Blk e30 factory wide body kit car SOLD
            1992 DS/BLK 325 m-tech II apperance pack cabby SOLD!
            2002 325xit Sil/blk. SOLD
            2012 328i xdrive touring. Wht/blk. SOLD
            2009 135 cabby. monacoblue/blk leather SOLD
            2007 Z4m coupe. Silver grey/black/ aluminum. 1of50
            2010 F650gs twin
            2016 M235i cabby. Mineral grey/Red leather

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              #7
              It means the motor oil was closer then the KY for your chalupa buddy
              Originally posted by InuFaye
              silver is old man color car. you need dat BRO-SECA BLUE.
              Originally posted by blunttech
              so true.. never let them know where you live..I almost ended up in jail when I was raping young women on craigslist
              Originally posted by george graves
              An S5x is like the girl you want to marry - an m30 is the girl you don't bring home to mom.

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                #8
                A


                '73 2002 m20 turbo [sold] '87 rat rod 325is [couch modded] '91 vert [daily] '88 325is [spec build v1] '84 325 [spec build v2] '99 323i vert [sold]

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                  #9
                  i dont know about yo guys, but motor oil puts KY to shame when the mood is right and the holes are tight.


                  Current Car: 2011 BMW 135i, M-Sport, 6 speed

                  Originally posted by lambo
                  Sounds like you need a massage.
                  Originally posted by kpeng
                  Who the hell is Vlad?

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Jgalano5550 View Post
                    i dont know about yo guys, but motor oil puts KY to shame when the mood is right and the holes are tight.
                    :pimp:
                    Attached Files


                    Keep it slideways!!

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                      #11
                      ^lol


                      ]Real sht

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                        #12
                        Used motor oil isn't really that bad smelling. Compared to burnt ATF or differential fluid (high sulfer content) used motor oil is pretty mild.
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                        - bad decisions & questionable cars

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                          #13
                          *its because it is used motor oil
                          -FREEDOM- is cruisin at 80, windows down and listening to the perfect song-thinking "this is it"
                          -The Beauty in the Tragedy-
                          MECHANIC SMASH!!- (you all know you do it)
                          Got Drop?? ;-)
                          Originally posted by JinormusJ
                          But of course
                          E30s are know to be notoriously really really really ridiculously good looking

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                            #14
                            I Hate the smell of ATF and diff oil.
                            Your signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.

                            garage queen 91 bmw 325is / 1972 Chevy El Camino 355 sbc 450hp

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                              #15
                              chocolate milkshake in your drawers = boxer gravy = blown head gasket
                              '87 325ic, powered by S50.

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