When your ass smells like used motor oil

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  • b*saint
    No R3VLimiter
    • May 2006
    • 3794
    #1

    When your ass smells like used motor oil

    What could that mean?
    Ma che cazzo state dicendo? :|
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    • bp9129
      E30 Addict
      • Sep 2009
      • 565
      #2
      Use your finger, not the dipstick dipshit


      ]Real sht

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        • u3b3rg33k
          R3VLimited
          • Jan 2010
          • 2452
          #3
          That you've been sitting in motor oil.

          Ich gehöre nicht zur Baader-Meinhof Gruppe
          Originally posted by Top Gear
          Just imagine waking up and remembering you're Mexican.

          Every time you buy a car with DSC/ESC, Jesus kills a baby seal. With a kitten.

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            • txtorquemade
              E30 Mastermind
              • Mar 2009
              • 1758
              #4
              Thinking you need a fukin shower!!
              sigpic 1987 325is

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                • Massive Lee
                  R3V OG
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 6782
                  #5
                  That B*Saint was out of KY?
                  Brake harder. Go faster. No shit.

                  massivebrakes.com

                  http://www.facebook.com/pages/Massiv...78417442267056




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                    • Todd Black 88
                      No R3VLimiter
                      • Oct 2007
                      • 3449
                      #6
                      Where is the damn poll?
                      I vote...............
                      A/ Blunt was there
                      B/ Rob
                      Originally posted by codyep3
                      I hope to Christ you have looks going for you, because you sure as fuck don't have any intelligence.
                      2001 silver/Blk 325 cabby. SOLD
                      1988 Blk/Blk e30 factory wide body kit car SOLD
                      1992 DS/BLK 325 m-tech II apperance pack cabby SOLD!
                      2002 325xit Sil/blk. SOLD
                      2012 328i xdrive touring. Wht/blk. SOLD
                      2009 135 cabby. monacoblue/blk leather SOLD
                      2007 Z4m coupe. Silver grey/black/ aluminum. 1of50
                      2010 F650gs twin
                      2016 M235i cabby. Mineral grey/Red leather

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                        • BrownBeanE30
                          E30 Modder
                          • Nov 2010
                          • 965
                          #7
                          It means the motor oil was closer then the KY for your chalupa buddy
                          Originally posted by InuFaye
                          silver is old man color car. you need dat BRO-SECA BLUE.
                          Originally posted by blunttech
                          so true.. never let them know where you live..I almost ended up in jail when I was raping young women on craigslist
                          Originally posted by george graves
                          An S5x is like the girl you want to marry - an m30 is the girl you don't bring home to mom.

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                            • AbsorbantNut
                              Non faccio funzionare questa merda
                              • Jun 2010
                              • 2491
                              #8
                              A


                              '73 2002 m20 turbo [sold] '87 rat rod 325is [couch modded] '91 vert [daily] '88 325is [spec build v1] '84 325 [spec build v2] '99 323i vert [sold]

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                                • Joe G
                                  R3VLimited
                                  • Apr 2010
                                  • 2942
                                  #9
                                  i dont know about yo guys, but motor oil puts KY to shame when the mood is right and the holes are tight.


                                  Current Car: 2011 BMW 135i, M-Sport, 6 speed

                                  Originally posted by lambo
                                  Sounds like you need a massage.
                                  Originally posted by kpeng
                                  Who the hell is Vlad?

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                                    • Axxe
                                      No R3VLimiter
                                      • Aug 2004
                                      • 3355
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by Jgalano5550
                                      i dont know about yo guys, but motor oil puts KY to shame when the mood is right and the holes are tight.
                                      :pimp:
                                      Attached Files


                                      Keep it slideways!!

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                                        • bp9129
                                          E30 Addict
                                          • Sep 2009
                                          • 565
                                          #11
                                          ^lol


                                          ]Real sht

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                                            • ReallyDirtyThirty
                                              E30 Addict
                                              • Jul 2010
                                              • 449
                                              #12
                                              Used motor oil isn't really that bad smelling. Compared to burnt ATF or differential fluid (high sulfer content) used motor oil is pretty mild.
                                              www.truegearhead.com
                                              - bad decisions & questionable cars

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                                                • CHIF8008
                                                  No R3VLimiter
                                                  • Nov 2010
                                                  • 3447
                                                  #13
                                                  *its because it is used motor oil
                                                  -FREEDOM- is cruisin at 80, windows down and listening to the perfect song-thinking "this is it"
                                                  -The Beauty in the Tragedy-
                                                  MECHANIC SMASH!!- (you all know you do it)
                                                  Got Drop?? ;-)
                                                  Originally posted by JinormusJ
                                                  But of course
                                                  E30s are know to be notoriously really really really ridiculously good looking

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                                                    • QUKBMER
                                                      R3V OG
                                                      • Feb 2010
                                                      • 8178
                                                      #14
                                                      I Hate the smell of ATF and diff oil.
                                                      Your signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.

                                                      garage queen 91 bmw 325is / 1972 Chevy El Camino 355 sbc 450hp

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                                                        • e30rapidic
                                                          R3VLimited
                                                          • Oct 2003
                                                          • 2167
                                                          #15
                                                          chocolate milkshake in your drawers = boxer gravy = blown head gasket
                                                          '87 325ic, powered by S50.

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