Man sues BMW for 2-year-old erection

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  • canadiankid
    Wrencher
    • Mar 2012
    • 262

    #1

    Man sues BMW for 2-year-old erection



    A San Francisco man is suing BMW and motorcycle seat manufacturer Corbin-Pacific for general negligence and product liability because he continues to have an erection following a motorcycle ride nearly two years ago.

    In a claim filed on April 26, Henry Wolf said he rode his 1993 BMW motorcycle — which has a Corbin-Pacific seat — in San Francisco on May 1, 2010. The ride lasted two hours each way to and from his destination, according to the claim, and after the ride he developed "a severe case of priapism," a persistent and painful erection.

    According to the claim, Wolf "now suffers from priapism and has been experiencing continuing problems since his motorcycle ride."

    "He is now unable to engage in sexual activity, which is causing him substantial emotional and mental anguish," the claim says.

    Wolf alleges the "ridge-like seat" of his motorcycle caused the erection.

    None of the allegations have been proven in court.
  • Vivek
    attention whore/retard/bitch
    • Oct 2011
    • 6167

    #2
    The first car I ever rode in was an e30

    Originally posted by Cabriolet
    Wish you the best and hope you don't remember anything after 10pm.



    1992 Mauritiusblau Vert
    2011 Alpinweiss 335is coupe

    2002 540i/6 Black/Black
    2003 GSX-R 750 (RIP)

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    • Swanny
      R3VLimited
      • Mar 2012
      • 2834

      #3
      if he has an erection...why can't he have sex?
      Swanny!
      SUCKERS.

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      • Massimo
        No R3VLimiter
        • Jan 2008
        • 3207

        #4
        Now that is publicity for BMW.
        sigpic

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        • ANDRÜ
          E30 Enthusiast
          • Aug 2006
          • 1020

          #5
          Mine gives me a boner too

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          • imsotyerred
            R3VLimited
            • Oct 2005
            • 2529

            #6
            to all of the ladies out there,

            This applies to BMW cars too, call me
            BRUTE

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            • devon.818
              Banned
              • Feb 2011
              • 2937

              #7
              bimmers, been giving guys boners since 2010

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              • thebutcher37
                R3VLimited
                • Aug 2008
                • 2877

                #8
                I found the guy.

                priapism


                jou ma se poes in 'n fishpaste jar.
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                Transaction Feedback

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                • gearheadE30
                  No R3VLimiter
                  • Jun 2007
                  • 3734

                  #9
                  priapism twin V8

                  Project M42 Turbo

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                  • Exodus_2pt0
                    R3V Elite
                    • Dec 2011
                    • 5943

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Vivek
                    No E30 Club
                    Originally posted by MrBurgundy
                    Anyways, mustangs are gay and mini vans are faster than your car, you just have to deal with that.

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                    • Pantless Spency
                      It's McRib time!!!
                      • Feb 2011
                      • 7284

                      #11
                      this shit is hilarious.

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                      • Wh33lhop
                        R3V OG
                        • Feb 2009
                        • 11705

                        #12
                        paging priapism...
                        paint sucks

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                        • Fusion
                          No R3VLimiter
                          • Nov 2009
                          • 3658

                          #13
                          Last edited by Fusion; 05-01-2012, 12:57 PM.

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                          • slammin.e28
                            שמע ישראל
                            • May 2010
                            • 12054

                            #14
                            Originally posted by imsotyerred
                            to all of the ladies out there,

                            This applies to BMW cars too, call me
                            Bah hahahah! Nice.
                            1974.5 Jensen Healey : 2003 330i/5

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                            • freeride53
                              R3V OG
                              • Jul 2007
                              • 11972

                              #15
                              haha I was driving this morning and heard this on the radio and spilled my coffee

                              1991 BMW 318i (Old Shell RIP, Now Being Re-shelled & Reborn)
                              1983 Peugeot 505 STI
                              1992 Volvo 240 Wagon
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