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    Man sues BMW for 2-year-old erection



    A San Francisco man is suing BMW and motorcycle seat manufacturer Corbin-Pacific for general negligence and product liability because he continues to have an erection following a motorcycle ride nearly two years ago.

    In a claim filed on April 26, Henry Wolf said he rode his 1993 BMW motorcycle — which has a Corbin-Pacific seat — in San Francisco on May 1, 2010. The ride lasted two hours each way to and from his destination, according to the claim, and after the ride he developed "a severe case of priapism," a persistent and painful erection.

    According to the claim, Wolf "now suffers from priapism and has been experiencing continuing problems since his motorcycle ride."

    "He is now unable to engage in sexual activity, which is causing him substantial emotional and mental anguish," the claim says.

    Wolf alleges the "ridge-like seat" of his motorcycle caused the erection.

    None of the allegations have been proven in court.

    #2
    The first car I ever rode in was an e30

    Originally posted by Cabriolet
    Wish you the best and hope you don't remember anything after 10pm.



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      #3
      if he has an erection...why can't he have sex?
      Swanny!
      SUCKERS.

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        #4
        Now that is publicity for BMW.
        sigpic

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          #5
          Mine gives me a boner too

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            #6
            to all of the ladies out there,

            This applies to BMW cars too, call me
            BRUTE

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              #7
              bimmers, been giving guys boners since 2010

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                #8
                I found the guy.

                priapism


                jou ma se poes in 'n fishpaste jar.
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                  #9
                  priapism twin V8

                  Project M42 Turbo

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Vivek View Post
                    No E30 Club
                    Originally posted by MrBurgundy
                    Anyways, mustangs are gay and mini vans are faster than your car, you just have to deal with that.

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                      #11
                      this shit is hilarious.

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                        #12
                        paging priapism...
                        paint sucks

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                          #13
                          Last edited by Fusion; 05-01-2012, 01:57 PM.

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by imsotyerred View Post
                            to all of the ladies out there,

                            This applies to BMW cars too, call me
                            Bah hahahah! Nice.
                            1974.5 Jensen Healey : 2003 330i/5

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                              #15
                              haha I was driving this morning and heard this on the radio and spilled my coffee

                              1991 BMW 318i (Old Shell RIP, Now Being Re-shelled & Reborn)
                              1983 Peugeot 505 STI
                              1992 Volvo 240 Wagon
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