Chicago - FREE 91 318i !!!!!!

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  • Funkmasta
    R3V OG
    • May 2004
    • 7185

    #1

    Chicago - FREE 91 318i !!!!!!

    Yep, you heard me right.

    FREE 91 318i!

    Here is the catch.

    You have to pick up the car from Decatur Illinois BY the 26th.

    You have to ship me, early October:
    AFM
    Front bumper / shocks
    Rear bumper / shocks
    front valance
    Catalytic converter
    Dash (if good)
    window switches
    glove box

    The rest is yours!
    -M42 and accessories (timing chain broke?)
    -5 speed trans
    -4 door
    -tan interior
    -black exterior
    -etc etc etc


    Last edited by Funkmasta; 09-18-2007, 09:16 AM.
    Joe Funk -- Portland Oregon
    That Guy.
    03 X5. 3 liter obviously.
  • E30 Wagen

    #2
    and what if we go pick it up but don't ship you those parts?

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    • Funkmasta
      R3V OG
      • May 2004
      • 7185

      #3
      Originally posted by E30 Wagen
      and what if we go pick it up but don't ship you those parts?
      Then you would be a low life, piece of shit, scum of the earth?
      And I would be upset.

      I think I have it covered at this point...
      Joe Funk -- Portland Oregon
      That Guy.
      03 X5. 3 liter obviously.

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      • E30 Wagen

        #4
        So, is this car driveable, or what? Is the engine blown? Tranny broken? Is the body rusted out and the interior generally trashed? Are we paying to ship that stuff to you?

        Lacking this vital information, what incentive should I have to go and pick that car up? Sure, the word FREE sounds spectacular, but after stripping that car of those parts, is that car really desireable any more? Enlighten me.

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        • Funkmasta
          R3V OG
          • May 2004
          • 7185

          #5
          Honestly, Im not really sure. I have never seen it. I bought it sight-unseen, over the internet, and only need a few parts off of it.

          the car does not drive. like I said in the first post, i believe the timing chain is broken. Yes, you would be responsible to ship the parts to me. The remainder of the car is desirable to someone, but it is not worth the $800 for me to ship it here.
          Joe Funk -- Portland Oregon
          That Guy.
          03 X5. 3 liter obviously.

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          • franco90
            No R3VLimiter
            • Nov 2006
            • 3185

            #6
            i am in chicago area

            I've always been proud of being a Marine.
            I won't hesitate to defend the Corps
            "Supersquad"

            ‎"Prostitutes are a sub-category of Amusement Parks"-

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            • franco90
              No R3VLimiter
              • Nov 2006
              • 3185

              #7
              Originally posted by Funkmasta
              Yep, you heard me right.
              You have to ship me, early October:
              AFM
              Front bumper / shocks
              Rear bumper / shocks
              front valance
              Catalytic converter
              Dash (if good)
              window switches
              glove box


              you r willing to paid for shipping of parts correct.................:hitler:

              I've always been proud of being a Marine.
              I won't hesitate to defend the Corps
              "Supersquad"

              ‎"Prostitutes are a sub-category of Amusement Parks"-

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              • Funkmasta
                R3V OG
                • May 2004
                • 7185

                #8
                Originally posted by franco90
                you r willing to paid for shipping of parts correct.................:hitler:
                no.
                Joe Funk -- Portland Oregon
                That Guy.
                03 X5. 3 liter obviously.

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                • E30 Wagen

                  #9
                  This completely baffles me. You buy a car from half-way across the country to harvest those parts. But, you don't want to pay to have any of it shipped to you. And, you expect somebody else to spend time hunting this car down, physically removing the parts, boxing them (oversized items), and then paying to ship them over the Rockies to you. In return we get a busted motor. The state of the shell and the interior are unknown. If the shell is good, it lacks both bumpers and a valence so if we want to keep the shell, we will be forced to buy a new set. Who in their right mind is going to risk wasting their time, and most importantly money, on this?

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                  • Funkmasta
                    R3V OG
                    • May 2004
                    • 7185

                    #10
                    Originally posted by E30 Wagen
                    Who in their right mind is going to risk wasting their time, and most importantly money, on this?
                    Schneller Vert
                    Joe Funk -- Portland Oregon
                    That Guy.
                    03 X5. 3 liter obviously.

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                    • Funkmasta
                      R3V OG
                      • May 2004
                      • 7185

                      #11
                      Seriously, there are SO many other parts on that car... and I am GIVING it to someone. So they spend $200 on shipping? who cares? $200 for a partially stripped 91 318i is a pretty good deal.
                      Joe Funk -- Portland Oregon
                      That Guy.
                      03 X5. 3 liter obviously.

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                      • franco90
                        No R3VLimiter
                        • Nov 2006
                        • 3185

                        #12
                        2 more days

                        I've always been proud of being a Marine.
                        I won't hesitate to defend the Corps
                        "Supersquad"

                        ‎"Prostitutes are a sub-category of Amusement Parks"-

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                        • franco90
                          No R3VLimiter
                          • Nov 2006
                          • 3185

                          #13
                          Originally posted by E30 Wagen
                          This completely baffles me. You buy a car from half-way across the country to harvest those parts. But, you don't want to pay to have any of it shipped to you. And, you expect somebody else to spend time hunting this car down, physically removing the parts, boxing them (oversized items), and then paying to ship them over the Rockies to you. In return we get a busted motor. The state of the shell and the interior are unknown. If the shell is good, it lacks both bumpers and a valence so if we want to keep the shell, we will be forced to buy a new set. Who in their right mind is going to risk wasting their time, and most importantly money, on this?
                          he's right on that part good luck Funk

                          I've always been proud of being a Marine.
                          I won't hesitate to defend the Corps
                          "Supersquad"

                          ‎"Prostitutes are a sub-category of Amusement Parks"-

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                          • lovemybmw
                            Noobie
                            • Sep 2007
                            • 25

                            #14
                            well if anyone desides ti pic that car up i have a motor with 94k on it for sale.

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                            • euroshark
                              No R3VLimiter
                              • Apr 2006
                              • 3491

                              #15
                              Come on you pussies!! Like Joe said, you get a partially stripped car for like $200...
                              '88 528e /// '88 M5 /// '89 951 /// '98 E430 /// '02 M5

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